Humor

STATUS QUOtes — 20230429

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“What is now proved was only once imagined.” — William Blake

“The relationship between people knot so easily, there needs to be a person skilled at working free the threads. Sometimes, though, the only way to extricate a tangle is to cut it out and start fresh.” — Jodi Picoult

“Every man is a volume, if you know how to read them.” — William Ellery Channing

“In order to free oneself of all desire, one has to desire to do so.” — Henry Miller

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20221210

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Innovators increase the probability of the impossible.” — Braden Kelley

“Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant.” — Charles A. Cerami

“Reason’s last step is the recognition that there are an infinite number of things which are beyond it.” — Blaise Pascal

“The Japanese tend to be far more co-operative and docile and group-oriented. It would be easier to get the entire population of Tokyo to wear matching outfits than to get any two randomly selected Americans to agree on pizza toppings.” — Dave Barry

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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New Golf Quotes, Quips, Etc. Added – 20210115

Jeff

Three new golf quotes have been added to the JBRish Golf Quotes page. If you enjoy golf or even if you don’t, I think you will find them amusing and interesting. Today’s quotes are from Dave Barry, Alex Karras and Brian Weis.

Click this link to see the Golf Quotes and archives.


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Cartoon: Something Big

Jeff

From The Far Side

Perhaps the Start of Something Big

 

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Humor: Going from Point to Point

Jeff

Noted Cartoonist, Gary Larson has re-released much of his Far Side cartoon collection. For those who don’t know, he takes a somewhat skewed look at the world in which we live. Another characteristic of his humor is his frequent use of animals and “play” on common themes, ideas and trends.

The cartoon below is one good example of his style of visual quips.

From The Far Side

Getting from point to point

 

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Dogs that Are Scaredy Cats

Jeff

Almost everyone knows the phrase – “The bigger they come, the harder they fall.” Watching this video you can witness this platitude in action.

Cats and dogs are filmed in confrontations where size doesn’t always dictate which way the encounter goes. I think you will get a few laughs from watching these animal antics and if you watch to the end, you may see a few surprises!

 



 

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Cat Knowledge

Jeff

We have had several feline pets during our life and we enjoyed every one of them. They were all quite individual yet they had certain similarities.

Those who have had cat experiences will recognize that cats often exude a certain air of superiority. If you are looking at them while they do something that turns out to be awkward, they shake it off and pretend that is what they meant to do, i.e. rolling over and falling of the love seat.

I think this poster sums up most cat attitudes quite well!



Thats what I do. I read Books, I drink tea and I know things!

Via

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Laughter & Inspiration & Motivation – 20200501

Jeff

Dear JBRish readers. During this time of increased anxiety worry and isolation I think it is a bit of a relief to sit back and try to find something to laugh about as well as some things to ponder. This is not an attempt to provide humor in bad taste.

As you can see #there are others around the world who are trying to lighten the global burden by offering a smile or two albeit a small smile; perhaps just a grin.

ATTRIBUTION – If there is an item posted on JBRish for which there is no attribution and someone can provide accurate #verifiable identification of the originator #kindly leave it in a comment and I will provide appropriate annotation.

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Live Purposefully Now – The Black spots in our life

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When the Dust has Cleared

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Firefighters rescued 6 small ducklings

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25 Moments That Are So Awkward It’s Hard To Believe They’re Real

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Laughter & Inspiration 20200423

Jeff

Dear JBRish readers. During this time of increased anxiety #worry and isolation #I think it is a bit of a relief to sit back and try to find something to laugh about. This is not an attempt to provide humor in bad taste.

As you can see #there are others around the world who are trying to lighten the global burden by offering a smile or two albeit a small smile; perhaps just a grin.

ATTRIBUTION – If there is an item posted on JBRish for which there is no attribution and someone can provide accurate #verifiable identification of the originator #kindly leave it in a comment and I will provide appropriate annotation.

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“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”
   —    Franklin P. Jones —

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POLAR BEAR LOVE: Cute polar bear cubs lovin’ up their mamma

From the video page:

Two adorable newborn polar bear cubs play with their mother while they journey to the frozen sea. One cute cub climbs and hangs off mother’s back. Features cubs play-fighting and nursing with mom. Very cute video! Footage copyright: Parks Canada.
Cinematographer: www.AndrewManske.com

All scenes filmed in the wilds of northern Manitoba, Canada, near Hudon’s Bay.


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Chocolate Maker Wants You to Know…
During the Covid-19 Crisis These Bunnies are Safe to Eat!

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The 15 most popular hobbies to start during the coronavirus pandemic

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Inspiring Rendition of John Denver’s Country Road
(Even if you aren’t fond of Country Music!)

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I THINK YOU’RE WONDERFUL – Especially good for Children to watch!

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REALLY FUNNY! – DIY Face Mask Tutorial With Kay

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Laughter & is the Best Medicine – 20200402

Jeff



Dear JBRish readers. During this time of increased anxiety #worry and isolation #I think it is a bit of a relief to sit back and try to find something to laugh about. This is not an attempt to provide humor in bad taste.

As you can see #there are others around the world who are trying to lighten the global burden by offering a smile or two albeit a small smile; perhaps just a grin.

ATTRIBUTION – If there is an item posted on JBRish for which there is no attribution and someone can provide accurate #verifiable identification of the originator #kindly leave it in a comment and I will provide appropriate annotation.



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And Now For Some Good News
In Spite of Our Health Emergency

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