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STATUS QUOtes — 20230602

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A different world cannot be built by indifferent people.” — Peter Marshall

“How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live ’em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give ’em.” — Shel Silverstein

“There will be times when making the next right decision will be scary. I’ll tell you a secret. That’s how I’ve gotten through every challenge without being overwhelmed – by asking: what is the next right move? You don’t have to know all the right moves. You just need to know the next one.” — Oprah Winfrey

“If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?” — George Carlin

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230531

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Your ‘I CAN’ is more important than your IQ.” — Robin S. Sharma

“I like to see people reunited, I like to see people run to each other, I like the kissing and the crying, I like the impatience, the stories that the mouth can’t tell fast enough, the ears that aren’t big enough, the eyes that can’t take in all of the change, I like the hugging, the bringing together, the end of missing someone.” — Jonathan Safran Foer

“We cannot simply sit and stare at our wounds forever. We must stand up and move on to the next action.” — Haruki Murakami

“I’ve learned that you know your spouse still loves you when there are two brownies left and they take the smaller one.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230529

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“You can’t talk your way out of problems you behave yourself into.” — Stephen Covey

“The major work of the world is not done by geniuses. It is done by ordinary people, with balance in their lives, who have learned to work in an extraordinary manner.” — Gordon B. Hinckley

“Never for the sake of peace and quiet deny your own experience or convictions.” — Dag Hammarskjold

“One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a person that even a bargain costs money.” — Edgar Watson Howe

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230527

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Good is not good when better is expected.” — Thomas Fuller

“When you refuse to perpetuate any bad that has been done to you, you can free yourself from the chains of negativity.” — Tina Turner

“My novels point out that the world consists entirely of exceptions.” — Joyce Carey

“’Nothing looks good on me anymore,’ wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror. ‘Nonsense,’ soothed the salesclerk. ‘That outfit says it all.’ ‘That’s the problem,’ the customer replied. ‘I need an outfit that keeps its mouth shut.'[ed]” — Don Wilder and Bill Rechin

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230525

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The more you prospect, the more you prosper.” — Steve Johnson

“Man has made some machines that can answer questions provided the facts are profusely stored in them, but we will never be able to make a machine that will ask questions. The ability to ask the right question is more than half the battle of finding the answer.” — Thomas J. Watson

“A thousand things advance; nine hundred and ninety-nine retreat; that is progress.” — Henri Frederic Amiel

“When you pass through a city, why choose twelve different postcards, since they are intended for twelve different people?” — Sacha Guitry

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230523

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“People forget facts, but they remember stories.” — Joseph Campbell

“We’re fascinated by the words–but where we meet is in the silence behind them.” — Ram Dass

“Surprisingly, it is often when wandering through the emotional carnage left by the worst of humankind that we find the best of humanity as well.” — Bruce D. Perry

“Give them pleasure the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.” — Alfred Hitchcock

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230521

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player.” — Søren Kierkegaard

“A decision is the action a person must take when the information they have is so incomplete that the answer does not suggest itself. [ed]” — Arthur William Radford

“Live a good and honorable life. Then, when you are older, you can look back and enjoy it a second time.” — Dalai Lama

“He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words; why does he insist on using only 150?” — Abba Eban

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230519

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“When the oak tree is down, all men take wood.” — Menander

“how is it so easy for you
to be kind to people he asked
milk and honey dripped
from my lips as i answered
cause people have not
been kind to me” — Rupi Kaur

“Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long dead and buried deep.” — Shaun David Hutchinson

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” — Dave Barry

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230517

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Passion, though a bad regulator, is a powerful spring.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

“On the other hand, it’s like we’re three years old. You don’t want that scruffy old teddy bear until your friend takes it and starts having a good time with it. Then suddenly it’s the cutest bear you’ve ever seen, and you want to get it away from her.” — E. Lockhart

“Once I make up my mind, I’m full of indecision.” — Oscar Levant

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20230515

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The eyes believe themselves; the ears believe other people.” — German proverb

“As you move through this life and this world, you change things slightly; you leave marks behind, however small. And in return, life — and travel — leave marks on you.” — Anthony Bourdain

“What we know of other people is only our memory of the moments during which we knew them. And they have changed since then.” — T. S. Eliot

“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.” — Lisa Alther

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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