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STATUS QUOtes — 20191003

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Don’t bring negative to my door.” — Maya Angelou

“Material power that is not counterbalanced by adequate spiritual power, that is, by love and wisdom, is a curse” — Arnold J. Toynbee

“Oh how we love pumpkin season. You did know this gourd‑ish squash has its own season, right? Winter, Spring, Summer, Pumpkin… We anxiously anticipate it every year.” — Trader Joe’s

“If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation.” — Kin Hubbard

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191002

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Those who think too much of themselves don’t think enough.” — Amy Carmichael

“Out beyond the ideas of rightdoing and wrongdoing there is a field. I’ll meet you there.” — Rumi

“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.” — Ayn Rand

“I have the simplest taste. I am always satisfied with the best.” — Oscar Wilde

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191001

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.” — Henry David Thoreau

“Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do it. And by doing it, they’re proven right.” — Amy Poehler

“We need to think about the fact that we are all more than the worst thing we have done.” — Anthony Ray Hinton

“Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.” — Ann Landers

 

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Humor – Chickens Crossing Roads

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I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190930

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.” — Arthur Schopenhauer

“There is one thing which gives radiance to everything. It is the idea of something around the corner.” — G. K. Chesterton

“Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat.” — E. B. White

“I’m related to people I don’t relate to.” — Bill Watterson

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190929

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“I am not strange. I am just not normal.” — Salvador Dalí

“If I have given my all and still do not win, I haven’t lost. Others might remember winning or losing; I remember the journey.” — Apolo Ohno, Olympic Speed Skater

“If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams – the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.” — Robert Southey

“I don’t give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.” — Wendy Morgan

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190928

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. — American proverb

“Forgetting it is important. We do it on purpose. It means we get a bit of a rest. Are you listening? We have to forget. Or we’d never sleep ever again.” — Ali Smith

“When you’re feeling terrific, notify your face.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“I grew up with six brothers; that’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.” — Bob Hope

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190927

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“How I wish you could have known me in my strength.” — Marilynne Robinson

“The 10% between 90% done to 100% done takes most of the time, causes most of the stress, but is all of the value.” — Aaron Levie

“That’s what I consider true generosity: You give your all, and yet you always feel as if it costs you nothing.” — Simone de Beauvoir

“Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.” — Ashleigh Brilliant

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190926

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“The beginning of atonement is the sense of its necessity.” — Lord Byron

“I was always desired. But now I am valued. And that is a different thing, I find.” — Hilary Mantel

“Sometimes a person has to go a very long distance out of his way to come back a short distance correctly.” — Edward Albee

“Rap music… sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.” — Tom Robbins

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190925

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Dignity does not come in possessing honors, but in deserving them.” — Aristotle

“I used to dream about escaping my ordinary life, but my life was never ordinary. I had simply failed to notice how extraordinary it was.” — Ransom Riggs

“Hard knocks have a place and value, but hard thinking goes farther in less time.” — Henry Ford

“Fettuccine Alfredo is just Macaroni and Cheese for adults.” — Mitch Hedberg

 

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