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“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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“No matter how beautiful the shoes are, they still have to go on the ground.” — Vikrant Parsai

“Promises are the uniquely human way of ordering the future, making it predictable and reliable to the extent that this is humanly possible.” — Hannah Arendt

“Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence? We call it prejudice.” — Michael Crichton

“A man who goes into a supermarket for a few items would rather walk around balancing them than put them in one of those little baskets.” — Rita Rudner

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20201003

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“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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“A chicken doesn’t stop scratching just because the worms are scarce.” — Grandma Axiom

“Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal.” — Paulo Coelho

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” — Rita Rudner

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200413

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“The gift of giving is to see the receiver give to someone else.” — Anthony Southon

“If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it.” — Jackie Gleason

“Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.” — Robert Brault

“Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.” — Rita Rudner

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200226

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“The gift within the gift of any given moment is opportunity.” — Br. David Steindl-Rast

“We can’t control the level of talent we’ve been given. We have no control over the nature of our gift. What we can control is our self-motivation, our self-discipline, our self-validation, and our self-reinforcement. We can control how hard and how smart we work.” — Steven Pressfield

“The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I’m against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.” — Robert Frost

“If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A. — Rita Rudner

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181129

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“The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse.” — Edmund Burke

“I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.” — G. K. Chesterton

“At home I am a nice guy: but I don’t want the world to know. Humble people, I’ve found, don’t get very far.” — Muhammad Ali

“Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.” — Rita Rudner

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180505

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“It is not a fish until it is on the bank.” — Irish Proverb

“Stepping onto a brand-new path is difficult, but not more difficult than remaining in a situation, which is not nurturing to the whole woman.” — Maya Angelou

“Sometimes you don’t need a goal in life, you don’t need to know the big picture. You just need to know what you’re going to do next!” — Sophie Kinsella

“When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'” — Rita Rudner

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180314

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“I do not speak the minds of others except to speak my own mind better.” — Michel de Montaigne

“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.” — John Wayne

“There’s a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.” — Dorothy Parker

“If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.” — Rita Rudner

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180208

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“Never give a child a sword.” — Latin Proverb

“For after all, the best thing one can do when it is raining is let it rain.” — Henry W. Longfellow

“The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough.They’re there to stop the other people.” — Randy Pausch

“How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue…and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake?… where does the glue go?” — Rita Rudner

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180128

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“None but a Craftsman can judge of a craft.” — Pythagoras

“97% of people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% that never gave up.” — Unknown

“Nothing is more damaging to you than to do something that you believe is wrong.” — Abraham Hicks

“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner; these men usually have jobs and bathe.” — Rita Rudner

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20171231

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“Every person regards their own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.[ed]” — Jean Paul

“On even the most stressful days, magic is still sitting quietly in the corner, waiting to be noticed.” — Dr. SunWolf

“Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin.” — Mother Teresa

“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times.” — Rita Rudner

 
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