STATUS QUOtes — 20181113

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“If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.” — Thomas Fuller

“The universe doesn’t give you what you ask for with your thoughts; it gives you what you demand with your actions.” — Steve Maraboli

“A lot of my life happened in great, wonderful bursts of good fortune, and then I would race to be worthy of it.” — Julie Andrews

“She realizes she doesn’t know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.” — Dorothy Parker

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181028

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“He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year.” — Leonardo da Vinci

“Nearly every man who develops an idea works it up to the point where it looks impossible, and then he gets discouraged. That’s not the place to become discouraged.” — Thomas Edison

“Having each some shingles of thought well dried, we sat and whittled them.” — Henry David Thoreau

“I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound – if I can remember any of the damn things.” — Dorothy Parker

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180711

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“You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.” — Dorothy Parker

“Habits, soft and pliant at first, are like some coral stones, which are easily cut when first quarried, but soon become hard as adamant.” — Charles Spurgeon

“The very essence of instinct is that it’s followed independently of reason.” — Charles Darwin

“I don’t get no respect, are you kiddin’? The time I got hurt… on the way to the hospital, the ambulance stopped for gas.” — Rodney Dangerfield

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180314

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“I do not speak the minds of others except to speak my own mind better.” — Michel de Montaigne

“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.” — John Wayne

“There’s a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.” — Dorothy Parker

“If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.” — Rita Rudner

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180211

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“First comes a full stomach, then comes ethics.” ― Bertolt Brecht

“When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside.” – Wayne Dyer

“I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” – Dorothy Parker

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170806

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“Some things have to be believed to be seen.” — Ralph Hodgson

“A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.” — Dorothy Parker

“The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related, that it is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime makes the ridiculous, and one step above the ridiculous makes the sublime again.” — Thomas Paine

“Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.” — P.J. O’Rourke

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170124

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“No advantages in this world are pure and unmixed.” — David Hume

“Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing.” — Camille Pissarro

“The boisterous sea of liberty is never without a wave.” — Thomas Jefferson

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” — Dorothy Parker

 


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STATUS QUOtes — 20160919

“Polished brass will pass upon more people than rough gold.” — Lord Chesterfield

“Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.” — Unknown

“I guess we all like to be recognized not for one piece of fireworks, but for the ledger of our daily work.” — Neil Armstrong

“His ignorance was an Empire State Building of ignorance. You had to admire it for its size.” — Dorothy Parker

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160829

“Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.” — Dorothy Parker

“I had as many doubts as anyone else. Standing on the starting line, we’re all cowards.” — Alberto Salazar

“One can dream so much better in a room where there are pretty things.” — L. M. Montgomery

“Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” — Bill Gates

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160711

“Push yourself to the edge of your limits. That’s how they expand.” — Robin Sharma

“Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.” — Maurice Setter

“We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates.” — Denis Diderot

“She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.” — Dorothy Parker

 

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