“Most of the sighs we hear have been edited.” — Stanislaw Lec

“The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.” — Abraham Lincoln

“Isn’t it fascinating how long a few minutes seem when you are completely alone with not a familiar face in sight?” — Kirby Larson

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying… skim milk… which is water that’s lying about being milk.” — Nick Offerman