STATUS QUOtes — 20210115

“To be amused by what you read —
that is the great spring of happy quotations.”

— C. E. Montague —

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“I can’t keep silent about how my country’s changed her face.” — Nancy Pelosi

“Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter.” — Lemony Snicket

“The door that nobody else will go in at, seems always to swing open widely for me.” — Clara Barton

“The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20201109

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”

— Margaret Thatcher —

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“If it happens, it happens… We can’t stop living.” — Walter Reed

“Aristocracy is a relative thing. And there are plenty of out-of-the-way places where the son of an upholsterer is the arbiter of fashion and reigns over a court like any young Prince of Wales.” — Marcel Proust

“Design principle: Take things away until the design breaks, then put that last thing back in.” — Alan Cooper

“Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200723

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”

— Margaret Thatcher —

 

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“If you pluck a chicken one feather at a time nobody notices.” — Benito Mussolini

“I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life.” — Robert Brault

“It seems to me that more and more we’ve come to expect less and less from each other, and I think that should change.” — Aaron Sorkin

“What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelons?” — Jerry Seinfeld

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20191106

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“A well-stocked mind is safe from boredom.” — Arthur C. Clarke

“The moon is always jealous of the heat of the day, just as the sun always longs for something dark and deep.” — Alice Hoffman

“It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in.” — A. C. Benson

“I was the best man at the wedding; if I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190203

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“If you cannot be a poet, be the poem.” — David Carradine

“You can never really live anyone else’s life, not even your child’s. The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you’ve become yourself.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

“Dedication To all my enemies: I could not have done it without you.” — Antonio Garcia Martinez

“I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it’s regular-sized and my muscles are huge.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180608

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It is better to have grade-B strategy and grade-A execution than the other way around. — Harvard Business School

“It’s not the team with the best players that wins. It’s players with the best team that wins.” — Unknown

“When you’re different, sometimes you don’t see the millions of people who accept you for what you are. All you notice is the person who doesn’t.” — Jodi Picoult

“Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20160805

“Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.” — African Proverb

“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” — Charles Gord

“Once a person knows a kiss and a kind word, you can’t blame them for never wanting to live without them again. [ed]” — Robert James Waller

“Men don’t care what’s on TV… they only care what else is on TV.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20151026

“Ignoring the signs is a good way to end up at the wrong destination.” — Unknown

“…The impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.” — Annie Dillard

“Close some doors not because of pride incapacity or arrogance but simply because they no longer lead somewhere.” — Paulo Coelho

“If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150429

“Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake.” — Persian Proverb

“Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.” — Jerry Seinfeld

“A whaleship was my Yale College and my Harvard.” — Herman Melville

“Do not touch MY iPhone. It’s not an usPhone, it’s not a wePhone, it’s not an ourPhone, it’s an iPhone.” — Unknown

STATUS QUOtes — 20150309

“Wise men have interpreted dreams and the gods have laughed.” — Howard Phillips Lovecraft

“Truth fears no trial.” — Thomas Fuller

“But as long as you remember what you have seen, then nothing is gone. As long as you remember, it is part of this story we have together.” — Leslie Marmon Silko, Ceremony

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” — Jerry Seinfeld