Jerry Seinfeld

STATUS QUOtes — 20240815

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“You may have a million desires to be in other places, doing other things, but you are not there, you are here.” — Zen Proverb

“The power of habit and the charm of novelty are the two adverse forces which explain the follies of mankind.” — Maria De Beausacq

“Do some good in the world for no other reason than wanting to be part of the solution.” — Cal Newport

“I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231002

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Just because my path is different, doesn’t mean I’m lost.” — Gerard Abrams

“Human beings… are far too prone to generalize from one instance. The technical word for this, interestingly enough, is superstition.” — Francis Crick

“When you want to enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way.” — Jerry Seinfeld

“Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.” — Earl Wilson

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20221102

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Manna may fall from Heaven but you still need to pick it up.” — Matshona Dhliwayo

“The moment we decide things don’t have to be a certain way, we create the possibility that they could be better than we know to imagine them.” — Lori Deschene

“I used to think that the person I loved had to live up to a list of my expectations. I was wrong. Love has no list.[ed]” — Rachel Gibson

“Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it’s always, who’s responsible for this?” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20220315

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Your own property is concerned when your neighbor’s house is on fire.” — Horace

“In its essence, a meal is a creative act that has its genesis in the mind of someone who cares enough to plan it, gather ingredients and labor over its creation.” — Andi Ashworth

“When people mean to be good to you, you don’t mind very much when they’re not quite—always.” — L. M. Montgomery

“Introducing Lite, the new way to spell Light, but with twenty percent fewer letters.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.””
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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Q.U.O.T.E. [Quotes Up On The Edge] – 20210811

Jeff

 

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Today’s Q.U.O.T.E. – 20210811

 

“It is discouraging to try to be a good neighbor in a bad neighborhood.” — William Castle

“Many pray with their lips for that for which their hearts have no desire.” — Jonathan Edwards

“The reason there’s so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager to share it.” — Frank A. Clark

“Maybe comets killed the dinosaurs, maybe they tripped and fell. What’s the difference? We’ll never know. We couldn’t solve the Kennedy Assassination, we had films of that. Good luck with the Stegosaurus.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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What’s the difference between STATUS QUOtes and Q.U.O.T.E. (Quotes Up On The Edge)

If you happen to follow STATUS QUOtes on a regular basis, you might have noticed that controversial topics are largely avoided.

As a quotation enthusiast, I felt there was a need for a space with quotes that would resonate with readers and which, by the nature of the quote or the person quoted, might cut a bit closer to the bone than those on the STATUS QUOte pages.

That’s where Q.U.O.T.E. – Quotes Up On The Edge comes in. These pages, unlike STATUS QUOtes, will not be published on a daily or regular basis. When there has been an ample number of witticisms, timely remarks, irreverent humor, etc. to gather an interesting compilation, they will appear on JBRish.com

If this is your “cup of tea,” check back often! Please do not comment about the topics and/or opinions; they are not necessarily those of JBRish. If you have something to say that would enlighten viewers regarding the meaning of the quotation or quip, then please feel free to chime in.


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STATUS QUOtes — 20210702

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Everyone matters or nobody matters.” — Michael Connelly via the character of Hieronymus Bosch

“There is no more important rule of conduct in the world than this: attach yourself as much as you can to people who are abler than you and yet not so very different that you cannot understand them.” — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

“Feelings are really your GPS system for life. When you’re supposed to do something, or not supposed to do something, your emotional guidance system lets you know.” — Oprah Winfrey

“If we really stuck with the classic Greek priorities, a sound mind in a sound body, the only two places we’d ever go is to a library or a gym.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20210115

Jeff

“To be amused by what you read —
that is the great spring of happy quotations.”
— C. E. Montague —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“I can’t keep silent about how my country’s changed her face.” — Nancy Pelosi

“Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter.” — Lemony Snicket

“The door that nobody else will go in at, seems always to swing open widely for me.” — Clara Barton

“The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20201109

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“If it happens, it happens… We can’t stop living.” — Walter Reed

“Aristocracy is a relative thing. And there are plenty of out-of-the-way places where the son of an upholsterer is the arbiter of fashion and reigns over a court like any young Prince of Wales.” — Marcel Proust

“Design principle: Take things away until the design breaks, then put that last thing back in.” — Alan Cooper

“Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20200723

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

 

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“If you pluck a chicken one feather at a time nobody notices.” — Benito Mussolini

“I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life.” — Robert Brault

“It seems to me that more and more we’ve come to expect less and less from each other, and I think that should change.” — Aaron Sorkin

“What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelons?” — Jerry Seinfeld

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20191106

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A well-stocked mind is safe from boredom.” — Arthur C. Clarke

“The moon is always jealous of the heat of the day, just as the sun always longs for something dark and deep.” — Alice Hoffman

“It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in.” — A. C. Benson

“I was the best man at the wedding; if I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?” — Jerry Seinfeld

 

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