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STATUS QUOtes — 20200401

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Sometimes I forget that unsaid sentences do not mean unfelt emotions.” — Tyler Knott Gregson

“You don’t get to delete the details that annoy you. If you love something you have to accept the good with the bad.” — Camille O’Connell

“You’ve felt it, haven’t you? Those feelings that seem to get so big in your chest, like something is so beautiful it aches?” — Heather Anastasiu

“When nobody around you seems to measure up, it’s time to check your yardstick.” — Bill Lemley

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200331

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Every man is the son of his own works.” — Cervantes

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” — C.G. Jung

“Nobody is superior, nobody is inferior but nobody is equal either. People are simply unique, incomparable. You are you, I am I.” — Osho

“If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late.” — James Goldsmith

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200330

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“All great changes are preceded by chaos.” — Deepak Chopra

“Consolation is a beautiful word. Everyone skins his knee-that doesn’t make yours hurt any less.” — Amy Hempel

“We cannot tear out a single page of our life, but we can throw the whole book in the fire.” — George Sand

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.” — Evan Esar

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200329

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“We’re all entitled to our superstitions.” — Téa Obreht

“To save the world requires faith and courage: faith in reason, and courage to proclaim what reason shows to be true.” — Bertrand Russell

“We don’t remember what we want to remember. We remember what we can’t forget.” — Lisa Taddeo

“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” — Charles M. Schulz

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200328

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“You can’t delegate accountability.” — Gordon Tredgold

“We live in an epoch in which the solid ground of our preconceived ideas shakes daily under our certain feet.” — Barbara Ward

“We didn’t talk about anything heavy or light. We were just there together. And that was enough.” — Stephen Chbosky

“Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you’re going?… I don’t even pay attention to them anymore because I found a similar gadget in my dashboard.” — Gary Gulman

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200327

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.” — Gilbert K. Chesterton

“In the teeth of stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here. … what I see as I write is that I am lucky to be alive and so are you.” — Richard Dawkins

“Adam did not want the apple for the apple’s sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.” — Mark Twain

“Enemies are so stimulating.” — Katharine Hepburn

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200326

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“The ability to have a choice in what you do is a privilege.” — Anton Yelchin

“We say of the oak, How grand of girth! Of the willow we say, How slender! And yet to the soft grass clothing the earth How slight is the praise we render.” — Edgar Fawcett

“He ceased to be lost not by returning but by turning into something else.” — Rebecca Solnitt

“Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” — Anne Tyler

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200325

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“This is the world as it is. This is where you start.” — Saul D. Alinsky

“To Normal Days, let me be aware of the treasure you are. Let me learn from you, love you, bless you before you depart. Let me not pass you by in quest of some rare and perfect tomorrow [ed].” — Mary Jean Iron

“Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.” — Austin O’Malley

“I try to leave out the parts that people skip.” — Elmore Leonard, American novelist, short story writer, and screenwriter.

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200324

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The only one who is wiser than anyone is everyone.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

“None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith.” — Paulo Coelho

“I think the attempt to defend belief can unsettle it, in fact, because there is always an inadequacy in argument about ultimate things.” — Marilynne Robinson

“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, I’m no speechmaker let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?” — Kin Hubbard

 

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Laughter is the Best Medicine – 20200323

Jeff

 

Dear JBRish readers. During this time of increased anxiety, worry and isolation, I think it is a bit of a relief to sit back and try to find something to laugh about. This is not an attempt to provide humor in bad taste.

As you can see, there are others around the world who are trying to lighten the global burden by offering a smile or two albeit a small smile; perhaps just a grin.

 


Video – Cheers Was Ahead of Its Time!
“I’m a janitor at a biology lab…”

 



Looking at the map for some weekend travel ideas
 

Via

 

Buying every roll of toilet paper in sight? Enjoying beer pong on your favorite spring break beach? Can’t be bothered to wash your hands or cover up when you cough or sneeze?

Then you just might be a: ‘Covidiot.’ Via

 


What Dad Does on the 4th Day of Quarantine with the Children

 

 

BTW – If you or someone you know is feeling bored or wondering what to do, check out this post: Things to Do While Sheltered In Place

 

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