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STATUS QUOtes — 20200419

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.” — Brendan Francis

“There are many persons ready to do what is right because in their hearts they know it is right. But they hesitate, waiting for the other fellow to make the first move – and he, in turn, waits for you.” — Marian Anderson

“You have to figure out where you’ve got an edge. And you’ve got to play within your own circle of competence.” — Charlie Munger

“I have been self-isolating for 20 years and finally I am on trend.” — Matt Haig

 

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Laughter, Inspiration & Information -20200418

Jeff

Dear JBRish readers. During this time of increased anxiety #worry and isolation #I think it is a bit of a relief to sit back and try to find something to laugh about. This is not an attempt to provide humor in bad taste.

As you can see #there are others around the world who are trying to lighten the global burden by offering a smile or two albeit a small smile; perhaps just a grin.

ATTRIBUTION – If there is an item posted on JBRish for which there is no attribution and someone can provide accurate, verifiable identification of the originator kindly leave it in a comment and I will provide appropriate annotation.

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Flatten The Curve – A Viral Vieo

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Cousin Sal’s Home Deliveries – Carpet Cleaners

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“Just when we thought we couldn’t find a puzzle more frustrating than this clear one, the “world’s largest puzzle” exists, according to Kodak. The unfathomably giant puzzle has, wait for it, 51,300 pieces. We’ll let that sink in.””

Picture below is just one small section of the complete puzzle. Want a challenge?

See the entire puzzle HERE!

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Cute Video – Buying Lipstick at a Big Box Store

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Jane Goodall says ‘disrespect for animals’ caused pandemic.

“World-renowned British primatologist Jane Goodall says the coronavirus pandemic was caused by humanity’s disregard for nature and disrespect for animals.” Click the link to read more.

Read the story HERE!**

**NOTE: I am not familiar with this source. I have read the story and it sounds credible; YMMV!


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Sending BEST WISHES for the continued health of you and your family!


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STATUS QUOtes — 20200418

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“No one remembers how you got there, only that you got there.” — Jason Calacanis

“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” — Isaac Asimov

“What the world of tomorrow will be like is greatly dependent on the power of imagination in those who are learning to read today.” — Astrid Lindgren

“The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.” — Bill Maher

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200417

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.” — Charlie Chaplin

“There are risks and costs to action. But they are far less than the long range risks of comfortable inaction.” — John F. Kennedy

“When you know someone a long time, you become accustomed to their idiosyncrasies, which is a fancy word for their unique habits.” — Lemony Snicket

“If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn’t have to go to an osteopath, then there’s something wrong.” — Simon Rattle, British conductor

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200416

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Would that there were an award for people who come to understand the concept of enough. Good enough. Successful enough. Thin enough. Rich enough. Socially responsible enough. When you have self-respect, you have enough.” — Gail Sheehy

“Some conversations are not about what they’re about.” — Anne Carson

“A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.” — Ray Bradbury

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200415

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“When fishermen can’t go to sea, they mend their nets. — Unknown

“There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything.” — Luna Adriana

“Work is most fulfilling when you’re at the comfortable, exciting edge of not quite knowing what you are doing.” — Alain de Botton

“Show me a ten-foot wall and I’ll show you an eleven-foot ladder.” — Peter Bevelin

 

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New Golf Quotes, Quips, Etc. Added – 20200414

Jeff

Three new golf quotes have been added to the JBRish Golf Quotes page. If you enjoy golf or even if you don’t, I think you will find them amusing and interesting. Today’s quotes are from Laura Baugh, A.A. Milne and John Updike.

Click this link to see the Golf Quotes and archives.


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STATUS QUOtes — 20200414

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“We feel like separate water droplets but we are also ocean.” — Jane Hirshfield

“Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance. — Anna Quindlen

“Those years weren’t lost. They simply weren’t the way I’d planned them.” — Kurt Vonnegut

“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense.” — Benjamin Franklin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200413

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The gift of giving is to see the receiver give to someone else.” — Anthony Southon

“If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it.” — Jackie Gleason

“Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.” — Robert Brault

“Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.” — Rita Rudner

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200412

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.” — Regina Brett

“We spent so much time looking for pieces of ourselves in other people that we never realized they were busy searching for the same things in us.” — Kristen Arnett

“Success isn’t determined by how many times you win, but by how you play the week after you lose.” — Pele

“I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.” — Peter Cook

 

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