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STATUS QUOtes — 20150311
“One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” — Euripides
“Everybody should have an equal chance — but they shouldn’t have a flying start.” — Harold Wilson
“From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.” — Sigmund Freud
“Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers – six if one went to Harvard.” — Edgar Fiedler
STATUS QUOtes — 20150310
“Desperation is the raw material of drastic change.” — William S. Burroughs
“When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It’s to enjoy each step along the way.” — Wayne Dyer
“Chaos is a friend of mine.” — Bob Dylan
“Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.” — Freeman’s Law
STATUS QUOtes — 20150309
“Wise men have interpreted dreams and the gods have laughed.” — Howard Phillips Lovecraft
“Truth fears no trial.” — Thomas Fuller
“But as long as you remember what you have seen, then nothing is gone. As long as you remember, it is part of this story we have together.” — Leslie Marmon Silko, Ceremony
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” — Jerry Seinfeld
STATUS QUOtes — 20150308
“I am not afraid, I was born to do this.” — Joan of Arc
“If it wasn’t hard everyone would do it. It’s the hard that makes it great.” — Tom Hanks
“Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.” — Robert S. McNamara
“Childhood: the time in life when you make funny faces in the mirror. Middle age: the time of life when the mirror gets even.” — Unknown
STATUS QUOtes — 20150307
“The greatest battles of life are fought daily in the silent chambers of the soul.” — David O. McKay
“When you ignore them, you’re teaching them to live without you.” — Unknown
“There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth…not going all the way, and not starting.” — Buddha
“It’s odd how people waiting for you stand out far less clearly than people you are waiting for.” — Jean Giraudoux
STATUS QUOtes — 20150306
“A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body – the wishbone.” — Robert Frost
“Like wildflowers; you must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would.” — E.V.
“Choice is what enables us to tell the world who we are…” — Barry Schwartz, The Paradox of Choice.
“Lazy is such a negative word. I prefer the term ‘selective participation.'” — Unknown
STATUS QUOtes — 20150305
“If you’re helping someone and expecting something in return, you’re doing business not kindness.” — Unknown
“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” — Dalai Lama
“There is no better test of a person’s integrity than their behavior when they are wrong.[ed]” — Marvin Williams
“I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.” — Floyd Smith, Hockey coach
STATUS QUOtes — Picture Quote — 20150304
STATUS QUOtes — 20150304
“Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire.” — Ferdinand Foch
“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.” — Frank Zappa
“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.” — Josh Groban