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STATUS QUOtes — 20181205

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“You have to be careful who you let define your good.” — Lois McMaster Bujold

“One saves oneself much pain, by taking pains; much trouble, by taking trouble.” — A .W. Hare & J. C. Hare

“You may not be responsible for being down, but you are responsible for getting up.” — Jesse Jackson

“I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?” — Ingrid Bergman

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181204

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Do not tell a child not to touch a hot lamp, the lamp will tell him.” — African Proverb

“A good man does not spy around for the black spots in others, but presses unswervingly on towards his mark [ed].” — Marcus Aelius Aurelius

“This was when she asked him whether it was true that love conquered all, as the songs said. ‘It is true’, he replied, ‘but you would do well not to believe it.” — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” — Lewis Black

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181203

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“All objects lose by too familiar a view.” — John Dryden

“People who think they’re generous to a fault usually think that’s their only fault”. — Sydney Harris

“Go, and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here.” — Neil Gaiman

“The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it.” — Mignon McLaughlin

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181202

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Stay away from what might have been, and look at what can be.” — Marsha Petrie Sue

“Some keep the Sabbath going to church, I keep it staying at home, with a bobolink for a chorister, and an orchard for a dome.” — Emily Dickinson

“Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice.” — Thomas Paine

“I dislike arguments of any kind; they are always vulgar, and often convincing.” — Oscar Wilde

 
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New Golf Quotes, Quips, Etc. Added – 20181201

Jeff

Three new golf quotes have been added to the JBRish Golf Quotes page. If you enjoy golf or even if you don’t, I think you will find them amusing and interesting. Today’s quotes are from G.K. Chesterton, Henry Longhurst and Carol Mann.

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181201

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Leaders don’t force people to follow, they invite them on a journey.” — Charles S. Lauer

“No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role in the history of the world. And normally they don’t know it. [ed]” — Paulo Coelho

“Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up in our politics and say definite things which mean something, or whether we shall always go on using generalities to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

“I have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.” — Unknown

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181130

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Success has made failures of many men.” – Cindy Adams

“The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.” — Charles Lamb

“When the product is right, you don’t have to be a great marketer.” — Lee Iacocca

“We picked out old-fashioned names for our kids; our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer.” — Brian Kiley

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181129

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse.” — Edmund Burke

“I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.” — G. K. Chesterton

“At home I am a nice guy: but I don’t want the world to know. Humble people, I’ve found, don’t get very far.” — Muhammad Ali

“Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.” — Rita Rudner

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181128

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“A different world cannot be built by indifferent people.” — Peter Marshall

“Heaven and Hell suppose two distinct species of men, the Good and the Bad. But the greatest part of mankind float betwixt vice and virtue.” — David Hume

“For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice — no paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service.” — John Burroughs

“If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie; ‘Come on long prosperous life!’” — Mitch Hedberg

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181127

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“There is one word which may serve as a rule of practice for all one’s life – reciprocity.” — Confucius

“Exactly! It is absurd — improbable — it cannot be. So I myself have said. And yet, my friend, there it is! one cannot escape from the facts.” — Agatha Christie

“The Greek word for ‘return’ is nostos. Algos means ‘suffering.’ So nostalgia is the suffering caused by an unappeased yearning to return.” — Milan Kundera

“My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent Van Gogh.” — Woody Allen

 
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