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STATUS QUOtes — 20190105

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth.” — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

“Perhaps we cannot raise the winds. But each of us can put up the sail, so that when the wind comes we can catch it.” — E.F. Schumacher

“True disputants are like true sportsmen: their whole delight is in the pursuit.” — Alexander Pope

“Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.” — Reg Gutteridge

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190104

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“If you don’t plant, you get nothing but weeds.” — Vikrant Parsai

“I don’t know why one can’t chase two rabbits at the same time, even in the literal sense of those words. If you have the hounds, go ahead and pursue.” — Anton Chekhov

“He that has a secret to hide should not only hide it but hide that he has it to hide.” — Thomas Carlyle

“Curiosity killed the cat but the cat died enlightened.” — Darrin Jet Virginiak

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190103

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Mixing one’s wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.” — Bertolt Brecht

“Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper.” — Gilbert K. Chesterton

“They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.” — Bil Keane

“I knew I’d been living in Berkeley too long when I saw a sign that said ‘Free firewood’ and my first thought was ‘Who was Firewood and what did he do?'” — John Berger

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190102

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Bad news goes about in clogs, good news in stockinged feet.” — Welsh Proverb

“You ought to have an internal compass. So there should be all kinds of things you won’t do even though they’re perfectly legal.” — Charles T. Munger

“If those whom we begin to love could know us as we were before meeting them they could perceive what they have made of us.” — Albert Camus

“I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.” — Charlie McCarthy

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181231

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.” — Walt Whitman

“Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?” — Jane Austen

“We love to overlook the boundaries which we do not wish to pass.” — Samuel Johnson

“Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181230

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Only the nose knows Where the nose goes when the doors close. [ed]” — Muhammad Ali

“If I paint a wild horse, you might not see the horse… but surely you will see the wildness!” — Pablo Picasso

“You can fall in love at first sight with a place as with a person.” — Alec Waugh

“Carlyle said, ‘A lie cannot live;’ it shows he did not know how to tell them.” — Mark Twain

 

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Desert Humor – Christmastime Is Better In The Sand

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Those of us who live in the Phoenix area get kick out of watching our northern friends deal with freezing temperatures and large snowfalls. Of course many of them flock to the desert for the winter months and we are glad to have them as our seasonal friends.

In the spirit of good humor and a bit of kidding, I am passing along the following humorous video. Of course, humor is a very personal thing!

Original Song: Christmastime Is Better In The Sand from CCV Media on Vimeo.

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181229

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“It is the empty space that makes the room useful.” — Lao Tzu

“Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars. Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes, the swing in your gait. The grip of your hand, the irresistible surge of will and energy to execute your ideas.” — Henry Ford

“It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry.” — Thomas Paine

“I’m very loyal in relationships; even when I go out with my mom I don’t look at other moms.” — Garry Shandling

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181228

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Be and not seem.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“He that will make a good use of any part of his life must allow a large portion of it to recreation.” — John Locke

“The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.” — Mary Catherine Bateson

“A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.” — John Barrymore

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181227

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Presents, believe me, seduce both men and gods.” — Ovid

“You better live your best and act your best and think your best today, for today is the sure preparation for tomorrow and all the other tomorrows that follow.” — Harriet Martineau

“Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.” — Michel de Montaigne

“Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.” — Wilson Mizner

 

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