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STATUS QUOtes — 20170201

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“Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.” — Unknown

“If you possess something but you can’t give it away, then you don’t possess it… it possesses you.” — Frank Sinatra

“You need a village, if only for the pleasure of leaving it. A village means that you are not alone, knowing that in the people, the trees, the earth, there is something that belongs to you, waiting for you when you are not there.” — Cesare Pavese

“I’m an experienced woman; I’ve been around … Well, all right, I might not have been around, but I’ve been … nearby.” — Mary Tyler Moore

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170131

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“There are remarks that sow and remarks that reap.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say: ‘I used everything you gave me.’” — Erma Bombeck

“A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one’s life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.” — Louis L’Amour

“The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170130

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“It is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.” — Confucius

“There can be as much value in the blink of an eye as in months of rational analysis.” — Malcolm Gladwell

“Still there are times I am bewildered by each mile I have traveled, each meal I have eaten, each person I have known, each room in which I have slept. As ordinary as it all appears, there are times when it is beyond my imagination.” — Jhumpa Lahiri, Interpreter of Maladies

“I wasn’t affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.” — Gerald Barzan

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170129

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“Hell, there are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something.” — Thomas A. Edison

“He never seemed to be doing anything, and yet he did not like to be disturbed at it.” — John Greenleaf Whittier

“The injuries we do and the injuries we suffer are seldom weighed on the same scales.” — Aesop

“Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.” — Amy Bloom

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170128

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“If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes and the quitting time.” — Chinese Proverb

“My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—
It gives a lovely light!.” — Edna St. Vincent Millay

“Every gain made by individuals or societies is almost instantly taken for granted.” — Aldous Huxley

“The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.” — Pauly Peligroso

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170127

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“Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.” — Spanish Proverb

“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” — John Adams

“When they say ‘It’s impossible,’ remember that it’s impossible for them, not for you.” — via Instagram @ AgentSteven

“How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?” — Steven Wright

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170126

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“The nail that sticks up is certain to be hammered down.” — Japanese Proverb

“You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen to you.” — Mary Tyler Moore

“The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.” — Rudyard Kipling

“A modest man, with much to be modest about.” — Winston Churchill (description of Clement Atlee)

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170125

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“A great future doesn’t require a great past.” — William Chapman

“All of us are smarter than any of us, and when you throw in the us that came before, the opportunities multiply.” — Seth Godin

“One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.” — James Russell Lowell

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” — Dolly Parton

 

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“No advantages in this world are pure and unmixed.” — David Hume

“Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing.” — Camille Pissarro

“The boisterous sea of liberty is never without a wave.” — Thomas Jefferson

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” — Dorothy Parker

 


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