“Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.” — African Proverb
“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” — Charles Gord
“Once a person knows a kiss and a kind word, you can’t blame them for never wanting to live without them again. [ed]” — Robert James Waller
“Men don’t care what’s on TV… they only care what else is on TV.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“Do not call the forest that shelters you a jungle.” — African Proverb
“Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.” — E. B. White
“The Edge… there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” — Hunter S. Thompson
“Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.” — G.K. Chesterton