“The suspense is terrible… I hope it’ll last.” — Gene Wilder

“Wisdom is not what you know but how quickly you adjust when the opposite proves true.” — Robert Brault

“Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.” — Lily Tomlin

“You only have to bat 1.000 in two things—flying and heart transplants; everything else, you can go four in five.” — Beano Cook