“Everything in excess is opposed to nature.” — Hippocrates

“You learn a lot when you know no one else is going to do things for you.” — Megan Crewe

“There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” — Jonathan Swift

“Remember the waterfront shack with the sign FRESH FISH SOLD HERE. Of course it’s fresh, we’re on the ocean. Of course it’s for sale, we’re not giving it away. Of course it’s here, otherwise the sign would be someplace else. The final sign: FISH.” — Peggy Noonan