“A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.” — Chinese Proverb

“It is not advisable to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener. [ed]” — Ayn Rand

“If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.” — Kahlil Gibran

“I’m not overweight, I’m just easy to see.” — Unknown