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STATUS QUOtes — 20180810

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NOTE: Hello STATUS QUOtes readers. We have had some connectivity issue over the last couple of days, but it appears that the problem has been resolved. Here are today’s quotes via a DELAYED EDITION.

 

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Who begins too much accomplishes little.” — German Proverb

“Free will and determinism are like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism. The way you play your hand is free will.” — Norman Cousins

“The person who gets angry at the right things and with the right people, and in the right way and at the right time and for the right length of time, is commended. [ed]” — Aristotle

“A cookie without sugar is a cracker.” — Gary Gulman

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180807

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“A small demerit extinguishes a long service.” — Thomas Fuller

“Emerson said that the happiest person on Earth is the one who learns from nature the lessons of worship. So go outside a lot and look up. My pastor said you can trap bees on the bottom of mason jars without lids because they don’t look up, so they just walk around bitterly bumping into the glass walls. Go outside. Look up. Secret of life.” — Anne Lamott

“If it’s not exactly like you thought it would be, you think it’s a failure. What about the spectrum of colors in between.” — Sara Evans

“They’re not going to make yardsticks any longer.” — Unknown

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180806

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“God begins us; we must finish ourselves.” — Simeon Carter

“When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability… To be alive is to be vulnerable.” — Madeleine L’Engle

“Getting people to like you is merely the other side of liking them.” — Norman Vincent Peale

“I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn’t having a bowl of cereal.” — Nick Kypreos, Canadian hockey player

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180805

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.” — George Bernard Shaw

“The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to love, mad to talk, mad to be saved the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.” — Jack Kerouac

“The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind.” — Maya Angelou

“The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.” — Peter De Vries

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180804

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.” — John Bender, The Breakfast Club

“You oughta be thankful
A whole heaping lot
For the people and places
You’re lucky you’re not.”
— Dr. Seuss —

“I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.” — Harper Lee

“The difference between humans and other mammals is that we know how to accessorize.” — Madeleine Albright

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180803

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Prejudice, not being founded on reason, cannot be removed by argument.” — Samuel Johnson

“Being a mother requires us to get it together or risk messing up another person forever.” — Shonda Rhimes

“The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer.” — Henry David Thoreau

“I child proofed my house but the kids still get in.” — Unknown

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180802

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Clarity comes from engagement, not thought.” — Marie Forleo

“The apple cannot be stuck back on the Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less.” — Arthur Miller

“Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn’t mean it does not exist.” — Margaret Cho

“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.” — Edgar Wilson Nye

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180801

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“With money you can buy a house, but not a home.” — Chinese Proverb

“These things bring you to reality as to how fragile you are; at the same moment you are doing something that nobody else is able to do. The same moment that you are seen as the best, the fastest and somebody that cannot be touched, you are enormously fragile.” — Ayrton Senna

“I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” — Abraham Lincoln

“Just a word of advice. Whenever you’re furious with your parents or you think they’re terrible, just remember, you vomited on them and they kept you.” — John Green

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180624

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“It is a true proverb, that if you live with a lame man, you will learn a limp.” ― Plutarch

“The weight of evidence for an extraordinary claim must be proportioned to its strangeness.” — Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace, Théorie analytique des probabilités

“I enjoyed serving the dinner more than eating the dinner.” — Tara Westover

“Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.” — Carl Jung

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180630

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“To define is to limit.” — Oscar Wilde

“Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished out of imperfection. Yet they were accomplished, somehow, all the same.” — Lois McMaster Bujold

“Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.” — Alex Haley

“I used to dream of a week-long beach vacation with white sand under my toes… right now, I’d settle for 48 hours at a Motel 6 with some Lysol and a UV lamp.” — Ingrid Weir

 
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