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STATUS QUOtes — 20181210

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Desires make slaves out of kings and patience makes kings out of slaves.” — Al-Ghazali

“If you can’t do anything about it, laugh like hell.” — David Cook

“When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don’t throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer.” — Corrie Ten Boom

“Oh my God, seven years of college, down the drain.” — John Belushi

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181209

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Take a second look, it costs you nothing.” — Chinese Proverb

“Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.” — Sydney Smith

“To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you stretch, you are well.” — Gwendolyn Brooks

“Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.” — George Carlin

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181208

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The silent man is the only consistent man.” — Simeon Carter

“Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.” — Kahlil Gibran

“I constantly see people rise in life who are not the smartest, sometimes not even the most diligent, but they are learning machines. They go to bed every night a little wiser than they were when they got up and boy does that help, particularly when you have a long run ahead of you.” – Charlie Munger

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” — Erma Bombeck

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181207

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“The greatest gift you ever give is your honest self.” — Fred Rogers

“For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.” — George Santayana

“You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge. Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone – profusely. But don’t apologize for being who you are.” — Danielle LaPorte

“[A formula for answering controversial letters — without even reading the letters:] Dear Sir (or Madame): You may be right.” — Henry Louis Mencken

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181206

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.” — Noel Coward

“I always wanted a happy ending… Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.” — Gilda Radner

“I shiver, thinking how easy it is to be totally wrong about people; to see one tiny part of them and confuse it for the whole.” — Lauren Oliver

“I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.” — Orson Welles

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181205

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“You have to be careful who you let define your good.” — Lois McMaster Bujold

“One saves oneself much pain, by taking pains; much trouble, by taking trouble.” — A .W. Hare & J. C. Hare

“You may not be responsible for being down, but you are responsible for getting up.” — Jesse Jackson

“I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?” — Ingrid Bergman

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181204

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Do not tell a child not to touch a hot lamp, the lamp will tell him.” — African Proverb

“A good man does not spy around for the black spots in others, but presses unswervingly on towards his mark [ed].” — Marcus Aelius Aurelius

“This was when she asked him whether it was true that love conquered all, as the songs said. ‘It is true’, he replied, ‘but you would do well not to believe it.” — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” — Lewis Black

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181203

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“All objects lose by too familiar a view.” — John Dryden

“People who think they’re generous to a fault usually think that’s their only fault”. — Sydney Harris

“Go, and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here.” — Neil Gaiman

“The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it.” — Mignon McLaughlin

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181202

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Stay away from what might have been, and look at what can be.” — Marsha Petrie Sue

“Some keep the Sabbath going to church, I keep it staying at home, with a bobolink for a chorister, and an orchard for a dome.” — Emily Dickinson

“Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice.” — Thomas Paine

“I dislike arguments of any kind; they are always vulgar, and often convincing.” — Oscar Wilde

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181201

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Leaders don’t force people to follow, they invite them on a journey.” — Charles S. Lauer

“No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role in the history of the world. And normally they don’t know it. [ed]” — Paulo Coelho

“Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up in our politics and say definite things which mean something, or whether we shall always go on using generalities to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

“I have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.” — Unknown

 
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