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STATUS QUOtes — 20181220

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.” — Mary Hirsch

“Our species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.” — Voltaire

“Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right.Forget about those who don’t.
Believe everything happens for a reason.
If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would most likely be worth it.”
— Paulo Coelho —

“Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.” — Evan Esar

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181219

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.” — Antisthene

“One of the great joys of life is creativity. Information goes in, gets shuffled about, and comes out in new and interesting ways.” — Peter McWilliams

“Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.” — Jim Rohn

“Every time I sew a button back onto a shirt, there are then two solid minutes where I sincerely believe I would’ve survived the Oregon Trail.” — Aparna Nancheria

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181218

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent Night.” — Child Age 7

“A good player is always lucky.” — José Raúl Capablanca

“I have never wished to cater to the crowd; for what I know they do not approve, and what they approve I do not know.” — Epicurus

“I’m not Mother Teresa, but I’m not Charles Manson, either.” — Mike Tyson, Professional Boxer

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181217

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“Be a game changer. The world is already full of players.” — Unknown

“I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.” — John Burroughs

“A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.” — James Allen

“When Mr. Wilbur calls his play ‘Halfway to Hell,’ he underestimates the distance.” — Brooks Atkinson

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181216

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.” — Andy Warhol

“What another would have done as well as you, do not do it. What another would have said as well as you, do not say it; what another would have written as well, do not write it. Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself — and thus make yourself indispensable.” — Andre Gide

“Every honest man will suppose honest acts to flow from honest principles, and the rogues may rail without intermission.” — Thomas Jefferson

“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?” — Charles De Gaulle

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181215

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“To know when to be generous and when to be firm — this is wisdom.” — Elbert Hubbard

“A great chess player is not a great man, for he leaves the world as he found it.” — William Hazlitt

“If Leonardo was alive today I’m convinced he would have a paint and paintbrush sponsor, gallery reps, agents and maybe his own line of brushes and paints. The tools make your work easier, hard work and repetition make your work better.” — Gina Milicia, Professional Photographer

“The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look.” — P.J. O’Rourke

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181214

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“You can get to the ends of the world on a lie, but you can never go back.” — Russian Proverb

“The sea and wind can at the same time convey my neighbor’s vessel and my own.” — Jean-Baptiste Say

“The world acquires value only through its extremes and endures only through moderation; extremists make the world great, the moderates give it stability.” — Paul Valery

“Some people have a chip on their shoulder; Billy has a whole lumberyard.” — Jim Murray

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181213

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The cyclone derives its powers from a calm center. So does a person.” — Norman Vincent Peale

“She fought him by reminding herself what her father had said …that they lived in a country where believing had taken the place of knowing.” — Ursula Hegi

“The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.” — Abraham Lincoln

“He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation perfectly delightful.” — Reverend Sydney Smith

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181212

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The key question to keep asking is, Are you spending your time on the right things? Because time is all you have.” — Randy Pausch

“Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal.” — Stanislaw Lec

“Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past — let us accept our own responsibility for the future.” — John F. Kennedy

“How do migrating birds know which one to follow? What if the lead bird just wants to be alone?” — Bill Bryson

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181211

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“You bring your own weather to the picnic.” — Harlan Coben, Caught

“I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.” — Margaret Thatcher

“You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.” — Charles Bukowski

“I definitely rediscovered reading for pleasure by devoting such a large swath of my time to sitting on airplanes. I am now painfully adept at removing my shoes so as to have the least amount of foot surface area touching an airport floor.” — Sloane Crosley

 
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