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STATUS QUOtes — 20191024

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The promises of yesterday are the taxes of today.” — William Lyon MacKenzie

“You never know till you try to reach them how accessible people are; but you must approach each by the right door [ed].” — Henry Ward Beecher

“You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly.” — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

“Why are the pictures square if the lens is round?” — Steven Wright

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191023

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“Some days are meant to be counted, others are meant to be weighed.” — Elizabeth Gilbert

“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.” — Daniel Franzese

“The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne

“The morning is such a lovely time of day. It’s a shame it’s so early.” — Debra Applin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191022

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“Everyone steps on the cosmic banana peel sooner or later.” — Anne Lamott

“‘Why did you do all this for me?’ he asked. ‘I don’t deserve it. I’ve never done anything for you.’ ‘You have been my friend,’ replied Charlotte. ‘That in itself is a tremendous thing.'” — E. B. White, Charlotte’s Web

“When you play for more than you can afford to lose, then you will really know the game.” — Winston Churchill

“But enough about me. Let’s talk about YOU. What do YOU think of me?” — Bette Midler

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191020

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“It is sometimes easier to be happy if you don’t know everything.” — Alexander McCall Smith

“Treat the other man’s faith gently; it is all he has to believe with. His mind was created for his own thoughts, not yours or mine.” — Henry S. Haskins

“You must never be fearful about what you are doing when it is right.” — Rosa Parks

“You say that I am your cup of tea, but all you ever drink is coffee.” — Lynette Simeone

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191019

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“Soft words win hard hearts.” — Proverb

“A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.” — Anatole France

“When the history books are written about this tumultuous era, I want them to show that I was among those in the House of Representatives who stood up to lawlessness and tyranny.” — Elijah Cummings (1951-2019) – Member of the House of Representatives since 1996

“The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.” — Walt West

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191018

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“A drowning person cannot learn to swim.” — Unknown

“The lips of the wise are as the doors of a cabinet; no sooner are they opened, but treasures are poured out before thee.” — Akhenaton

“You need to be a little bit crazy. Crazy is the price you pay for having an imagination. It’s your superpower. Tapping into the dream. It’s a good thing not a bad thing.” — Ruth Ozeki

“Playing Shakespeare is very tiring; you never get to sit down unless you’re a king.” — Josephine Hull

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191017

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“Few persons enjoy real liberty; we are all slaves to ideas or habits.” — Alfred de Musset

“Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.” — Barbara Johnson

“Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you.” — Alan Alda

“I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we used to write essays like ‘What I’m Going to Be if I Grow Up.'” — Lenny Bruce

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191016

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“In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest.” — Aesop

“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.” — Lauren DeStefano

“Every day that you don’t practice is a day you’re getting worse.” — Amy Chua

“Physics answers the question ‘what is the nature of the universe?’ Geology answers the question, ‘what’d I just trip over?'” — Big Bang Theory (Kaplan, Ferrari, Hernandez)

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191015

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“You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it open.” — Arnold H. Glasgow

“Human experience, like the stern-lights of a ship at sea, illumines only the path which we have passed over.” — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“Don’t confuse being ‘soft’ with seeing the other person’s point of view.” — George Bush

“It is easy to forgive an insult, but harder to forget one.” — Michael Lipsey

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20191013

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“What a grand thing it is to be clever and have common sense.” — Terence

“To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without, being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy in our age can do for those who study it.” — Bertrand Russell

“Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort that might have saved the world.” –Jane Addams

“Fame changes a lot of things, but it can’t change a light bulb.” — Gilda Radner

 

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