“Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember and remember more than I have seen.” — Benjamin Disraeli
“Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.” — Lane Olinghouse
“Glory is a poison, good to be taken in small doses.” — Honore de Balzac
“They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
“Joy is the best makeup.” — Anne Lamott
“I have several times made a poor choice by avoiding a necessary confrontation.” — John Cleese
“When you win, say nothing; when you lose, say less.” — Paul Brown
“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making them understand their language.[ed]” — Mark Twain
“Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones.” — Seneca
“Talk between friends is always therapy.[ed]” — Jayne Anne Phillips
“Nothing comes to a sleeper but a dream.” — Serena Williams
“The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.” — Unknown
“Too much rest is rust.” — Walter Scott
“Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.” — Robert Bresson
“All know the way, but few actually walk it.” — Rumi
“When I was a kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them.” — Unknown
“These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.” — Kobe Bryant
“The problem of power is how …to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public.” — Robert F. Kennedy
“All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.” — Rudyard Kipling
“Don’t throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.” — Swedish Proverb
“With lies you may get ahead in the world — but you can never go back.” — Russian Proverb
“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog when you are just as hungry as the dog.” — Jack London
“The ability to say ‘No’ is a tremendous advantage for an investor.” — Warren Buffett
“I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.” — Oscar Wilde
“When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who’s president.” — Louis CK
“The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.” — Jim Carrey
“Wanting to be someone you’re not is a waste of the person you are.” — Kurt Cobain
“Bad taste is often simply saying the truth before it should be said.” — Mel Brooks
“Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go.” — Mooji
“Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.” — Martha Beckman
“The main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.” — Thomas Carlyle
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.” — Earl Wilson
“The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don’t go back to sleep.” — Rumi
“A tiger doesn’t proclaim his tigritude, he pounces.” — Wole Soyinka
“When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.” — Martin Luther King Jr.
“To my children: Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff. I taught you how to use a spoon.” — Sue Fitzmaurice
