“Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.” — S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This is Now
“Good things come to those who sweat.” — Unknown
“Maybe life isn’t about avoiding the bruises. Maybe it’s about collecting the scars to prove we showed up for it.” — Hannah Brencher
“I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes
“Infatuation is when you find someone who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize they aren’t perfect, but it doesn’t matter.” — Unknown
“I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.” — William Allen White
“The impossible is often the untried.” — Jim Goodwin
“Speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.” — Confucius-ism
“It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference.” — Tom Brokaw
“Your success will be in direct proportion to what you do after you’ve done what you are expected to do. [ed]” — Brian Tracy
“Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one.” — Robert E. Lee
“As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.” — John Glenn
“To drink in the spirit of a place you should be not only alone but unhurried.” — George Santayana
“Be careful who you make memories with. Those things can last a lifetime.” — Ugo Eze (Hmmm!- suspect attribution)
“High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.” — Charles Kettering
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.” — Bill Watterson
“Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.” — Mark Twain
“We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Americans are getting stronger; twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries… today, a five-year-old can do it.” — Henny Youngman
“Only the guilty are guilty. Their children are not.” — Elie Wiesel
“I’m actually as proud of the things we haven’t done as the things I have done. Innovation is saying no to 1,000 things.” — Steve Jobs
“Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.” — Sydney J. Harris
“A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.” — Robert C. Savage
“Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.” — Unknown
“The arrow belongs not to the archer when it has once left the bow; the word no longer belongs to the speaker when it has once passed his lips.[ed]” — Heinrich Heine
“Life wasn’t what you made it. You were what life made you.” — Sara Zarr
“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” — Mitch Hedberg
“If you look for the beautiful, for a solution, for the positive, then you’ve won at life.” — Sue Fitzmaurice
“And he respects Owl, because you can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.” — A. A. Milne
“Now is the new later.” — Unknown
“If you go to any book store and look at any book on marriage, you’ll see at least one photo of me about to put an ice tray with only one ice cube left in it back into the refrigerator.” — Darrell Hammond
“By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.” — Voltaire
“Don’t fall before you’re pushed.” — English Proverb
“You may never know what results come of your actions, but if you do nothing there will be no results.” — Gandhi
“With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?” — Jay Leno
“Speed is useful only if you are running in the right direction.” — Joel Barker
“No person is rich enough to buy back their past.” — Unknown
“If you are looking for a friend who is faultless, you will be friendless.” — Rumi
“Nothing is as obnoxious as other people’s luck.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald