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STATUS QUOtes — 20151005

Jeff

“Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.” — Elmer G. Letterman

“The portrait of my parents is a complicated one, but lovingly drawn.” — Joyce Maynard

“There Is A Voice Inside Of You
That Whispers All Day Long,
“I Feel That This Is Right For Me,
I Know That This Is Wrong.”
No Teacher, Preacher, Parent, Friend
Or Wise Man Can Decide
What’s Right For You- Just Listen To
The Voice That Speaks Inside.” — Shel Silverstein

“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.” — Woody Allen

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20151004

Jeff

“When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge.” — Tuli Kupferberg

“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.” — P. G. Wodehouse

“Inspiration is around every corner. Go for a walk.” — James Massing (?)

“When money talks, nobody checks the grammar.” — Anonymous

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20151003

Jeff

“There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.” — Oscar Wilde

“He who rejects change is the architect of decay.” — Harold Wilson

“Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.” — Franklin P. Adams

“Nobody works as hard for their money as the person who marries it.” — Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20151002

Jeff

“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson

“You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.” — Satchel Paige

“If you have zest and enthusiasm you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind.” — Norman Vincent Peale

“We’ve a cat called Ben Hur; we called it Ben till it had kittens.” — Sally Poplin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150924

Jeff

“Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting, and autumn a mosaic of them all.” — Stanley Horowitz

“The constant happiness is curiosity.” — Alice Munro

“Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Class Reunion: A gathering where you come to the conclusion that most of the people your own age are a lot older than you are.” — Anonymous

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150922

Jeff

“We all have our time machines, don’t we. Those that take us back are memories…And those that carry us forward, are dreams.” — H.G. Wells

“It is better to play than do nothing.” — Confucius

“It took me quite a long time to develop a voice and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent.” — Madeleine Albright

“There’s ‘Fantasy Golf’? Apparently, there’s a level of boredom I’ve never experienced.” — Paula Poundstone

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150921

Jeff

“The future has a way of arriving unannounced.” — George Will

“Purpose will reveal itself to you only while walking your own path.” — Brendon Burchard

“When you live a life with no boundaries, there’s less joy.” — Tom Hanks

“He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.” — Benjamin Franklin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150920

Jeff

“There are certain times when public opinion is the worst of all opinions.” — Nicolas Chamfort

“Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.” — Ellen DeGeneres

“If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.” — Olin Miller

“In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.” — Robert Benchley

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150919

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“The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.” — Peter Drucker

“Be a good steward of your gifts.” — Jane Kenyon

“With the right music you either forget everything, or you remember everything.” — Unknown

“An archaeologist is the best spouse a person can have. The older they get the more interested the spouse becomes. [ed]” — Agatha Christie

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150918

Jeff

“One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark.” — Chinese Proverb

“Bitterness is like cancer. It eats…” — Maya Angelou

“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.” — Andy Rooney

“Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values – and witnesses.” — Franklin Jones

 

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