“If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.” — Italian proverb
“No one learns to swim in the shallow end of the of the pool.” — Michelle A. Homme
“Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley.” — Theodore Roethke
“I called my lawyer and said, ‘Can I ask you two questions?’ He said, ‘What’s the second question?” — Finagle’s Rule
“Too many kings can ruin an army.” — Homer
“I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.” — Sarah Williams
“If you work to minimize criticism, you have surrendered the beauty and greatness of what you’ve set out to build.” — Seth Godin
“I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.” — Kevin James
“It doesn’t matter what others are doing. It matters what you are doing.” — Unknown
“Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win.” — Sue Fitzmaurice
“Every word has consequences. Every silence, too.” — Jean Paul Satre
“If you have accomplished all that you planned for yourself, you have not planned enough.” — Edward Everett Hale
“Your children need your presence more than your presents.” — Jesse Jackson
“Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you’ll be able to see farther.” – J. P. Morgan
“Sometimes, it’s to your advantage for people to think that you’re crazy.” — Thelonious Monk
“I don’t want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.” — Roy Cohn
“Enough is as good as a feast.” — English Proverb
“Gossip needn’t be false to be evil — there’s a lot of truth that shouldn’t be passed around.” — Frank Clark
“Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn’t mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.” — Kurt Vonnegut
“French is the language that turns dirt into romance.” — Stephen King
“It’ll be pretty when we get there, but it won’t be pretty along the way.” — Ed Catmull
“There are two worlds: the world we can measure with line and rule, and the world that we feel with our hearts and imagination.” — Leigh Hunt
“One way to remember who you are is to remember who your heroes are.” — Steve Jobs
“Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.” — Bill Vaughan
“Your neighbor’s vision is as true for him as your own vision is true for you.” — Miguel de Unamuno
“Get mad, then get over it.” — Colin Powell
“We have a choice: to plow new ground or let the weeds grow.” — Jonathan Westover
“In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.” — Coco Chanel
“Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.” — Confucius
“When you wish to instruct, be brief; Every word that is unnecessary only pours over the side of a brimming mind.” — Cicero
“Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.” — David Shore
“ETC: End of Thinking Capacity” — Unknown
“Respect your ancestor for you are the result of a thousand loves.” — Native American Proverb
“The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.” — Anthony Robbins
“A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.” — Washington Irving
“Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.” — Bernard Baruch
“Change before you have to.” — Jack Welch
“Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” — Benjamin Disraeli
“Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.” — Joaquin Setanti
“I always advise people never to give advice.” — P.G. Wodehouse