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STATUS QUOtes — 20160216

Jeff

“Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture your heart.” — Ancient Indian Proverb

“If you go, go in Peace. It makes the flowers sweeter along the path.” — Mike Dolan

“It is indeed a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors.” — Plutarch

“1) Everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal; 2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it; 3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilization as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.” — Douglas Adams

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160215

Jeff

“Life is full of obstacle illusions.” — Grant Frazier

“Anybody can be decisive during a panic; it takes a strong man to act during a boom.” — V. S. Naipaul, A Bend in the River

“Sometimes you need to talk to a three year old so you can understand life again.” — Unknown

“Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.” — George Santayana

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160214

Jeff

“There is no finish line so love the journey.” — David Weekly

“The best thing to hold on to in life is each other.” — Audrey Hepburn

“It’s so much darker when a light goes out than it would have been if it had never shone.” — John Steinbeck

“Instant gratification takes too long.” — Carrie Fisher

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160213

Jeff

“Love the giver more than the gift.” — Brigham Young

“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.” — Lewis Carroll

“Once you choose hope, anything’s possible.” — Christopher Reeve

“In New England there are three times of year… either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it’s winter.” — Bill Bryson

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160212

Jeff

“Newspapers should have no friends.” — Joseph Pulitzer

“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“We try to hide our feelings, but we forget that our eyes speak.” — Unknown

“Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?” — James Thurber

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160211

Jeff

“An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.” — Albert Einstein

“What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.” — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“A truly rich person is one whose children run into their arms when their hands are empty.” — Unknown

“Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.” — P. J. O’Rourke

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160210

Jeff

“There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.” — Rumi

“Life is not a tug of war. You don’t need to make someone else lose in order to win the game.” — Zoya Kazi

“Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn’t think we needed to know.” — Amy Poehler

“If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.” — Neil Simon

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160209

Jeff

“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.” — Bruce Feirstein

“This was the trouble with families. Like invidious doctors, they knew just where it hurt.” — Arundhati Roy, The God Of Small Things

“You need the right people with you, not the best people.” — Jack Ma

“Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160208

Jeff

“To belittle you have to be little.” — Kahil Gibran

“Sometimes I touch the things you used to touch, looking for echoes of your fingers.” — Iain Thomas

“Madness as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” — The Joker, The Dark Knight

“I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.” — Andy Rooney

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160207

Jeff

“Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.” — African Proverb

“You’re not rich until you have something that money can’t buy.” — Unknown

“You can’t keep snakes in your backyard and expect them only to bite your neighbors.” — Hillary Rodham Clinton

“A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.” — Roald Dahl

 

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