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STATUS QUOtes — 20161217

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

“Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower.” — Unknown

“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” — George Bernard Shaw

“All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.” — Andre Breton

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” — Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20161216

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

“Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece.” — Dale West

“When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him.” — Euripides

“Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention.” — Jim Rohn

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.” — Voltaire

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20161215

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

“When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.” — Hindu Proverb

“I feel I can talk with more authority, especially when I say, ‘I don’t know.’” — Peter Ustinov

“A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind.” — Robert Oxton Bolt

“The one prediction that never comes true is, “You’ll thank me for telling you this.” — Judith Martin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20161214

Jeff

“Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.” — Danish Proverb

“There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.” — Albert Schweitzer

“Those who serve arrogance as their main course will eat humble pie for dessert.” — Frank Sonnenberg

“If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.” — H.L. Mencken

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20161213

Jeff

“If ya ain’t got it in ya, ya can’t blow it out.” — Louis Armstrong

“When you choose the behavior, you choose the consequences.” — Dr. Phillip McGraw

“The world makes way for a person who knows where they are going. [ed]” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” — Erma Bombeck

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20161212

Jeff

“Memory is never a precise duplicate of the original… it is a continuing act of creation.” — Rosalind Cartwright

“The more important an activity is to your soul’s evolution, the more resistance you will feel.” — Steven Pressfield

“I thought being an adult meant knowing what you believe, but that has not been my experience.” — John Green

“I hate to spread rumors, but what else can one do with them?” — Amanda Lear

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20161211

Jeff

“To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.” — George MacDonald

“The difference between the men and the boys in politics is, and always has been, that the boys want to be something, while the men want to do something,” — Eric Sevareid

“Life, with its rules, its obligations, and its freedoms, is like a sonnet: You’re given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself.” — Madeleine L’Engle, A Wrinkle in Time

“There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and it’s always somebody else.” — Cullen Hightower

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STATUS QUOtes — 20161210

Jeff

“There is a supply for every demand.” — Florence Scovel Shinn

“Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may have more.” — Terry Thomas

“Not on one strand are all life’s jewels strung.” — William Morris

“Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do… but she’s certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20161209

Jeff

“One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.” — Paulo Coelho

“We often succumb to the temptation of a tidy-minded approach when we would be better served by embracing a degree of mess.” — Tim Harford

“No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.” — Willa Cather

“Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.” — J. R. R. Tolkien

 

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