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STATUS QUOtes — 20170206

Jeff

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“Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.” — Leo Rosten

“The minute you’re satisfied with where you are, you aren’t there anymore.” — Tony Gwynn

“The hearts of all people dwell in the same wilderness. [ed]” — Frank Herbert

“If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring; if you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip; if you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist.” — Linda Sunshine

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170205

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“Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Debbie Reynolds

“Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.” — Henry Kissinger

“The thing about getting old is the number of things you think that you can’t say aloud because it would be too shocking.” — Doris Lessing

“I can resist everything, except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170204

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“I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed.” — Robert Frost

“Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. When nothing is certain, anything is possible.” — Mandy Hale

“In life you need either inspiration or desperation.” — Anthony Robbins

“Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.” — Tim Fargo

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170203

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“Revenge converts a little right into a great wrong.” — German Proverb

“There is a limit to how many steps you’ll be able to take today. Make sure they’re all in the right direction.” — Jeff Sheehan

“I have wanted you to see out of my eyes .” — Elizabeth Berg, The Pull of The Moon

“When it comes to charity, some people stop at nothing.” — Frank Sonnenberg

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170202

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“Honor the space between no longer and not yet.” — Nancy Levin

“I don’t care about spots on my apples / Leave me the birds and the bees / Please!” — Joni Mitchell

“Trouble is part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.” — Dinah Shore

“I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.” — ‘Yogi’ Berra

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170201

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“Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.” — Unknown

“If you possess something but you can’t give it away, then you don’t possess it… it possesses you.” — Frank Sinatra

“You need a village, if only for the pleasure of leaving it. A village means that you are not alone, knowing that in the people, the trees, the earth, there is something that belongs to you, waiting for you when you are not there.” — Cesare Pavese

“I’m an experienced woman; I’ve been around … Well, all right, I might not have been around, but I’ve been … nearby.” — Mary Tyler Moore

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170131

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“There are remarks that sow and remarks that reap.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say: ‘I used everything you gave me.’” — Erma Bombeck

“A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one’s life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.” — Louis L’Amour

“The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170130

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“It is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.” — Confucius

“There can be as much value in the blink of an eye as in months of rational analysis.” — Malcolm Gladwell

“Still there are times I am bewildered by each mile I have traveled, each meal I have eaten, each person I have known, each room in which I have slept. As ordinary as it all appears, there are times when it is beyond my imagination.” — Jhumpa Lahiri, Interpreter of Maladies

“I wasn’t affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.” — Gerald Barzan

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170129

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“Hell, there are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something.” — Thomas A. Edison

“He never seemed to be doing anything, and yet he did not like to be disturbed at it.” — John Greenleaf Whittier

“The injuries we do and the injuries we suffer are seldom weighed on the same scales.” — Aesop

“Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.” — Amy Bloom

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170128

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“If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes and the quitting time.” — Chinese Proverb

“My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—
It gives a lovely light!.” — Edna St. Vincent Millay

“Every gain made by individuals or societies is almost instantly taken for granted.” — Aldous Huxley

“The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.” — Pauly Peligroso

 

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