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STATUS QUOtes — 20170330

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“Problems are opportunities in work clothes.” — Henry J. Kaiser

“Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears.” — Richard Wilkins

“If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.” — Abigail Van Buren

“They think they can make fuel from horse manure…. now, I don’t know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it’s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.” — Billie Holiday

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170329

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“Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.” — Edmund Burke

“One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn’t exist… Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” — Stephen Hawking

“Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.” — Margaret Cho

“Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, For tea and coffee leave us much more serious.” — Lord Byron

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170328

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“Treat criticism like bubble gum. Chew on it a little, and then spit it out.” — Paul Chappell

“A good person’s intellect is piercing, yet inflicts no wound; their actions are deliberate, yet bold; their heart is warm, but never burns; their speech is eloquent, yet ever true. [ed]” — Māgha

“Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.” — Doug Larson

“We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids; it’s SPF 80: you squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.” — Lew Schneider

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170327

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“To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.” — Confucius

“If all the insects were to disappear from the earth, within 50 years all life on earth would end. If all human beings disappeared from the earth, within 50 years all forms of life would flourish.” — Jonas Salk

“Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance.” — Robert Brault

“I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days.” — Daniel Boone

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170326

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“It is easy to give an example, but it’s very difficult to become an example.” — Unknown

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t explain away afterwards.” — Rudyard Kipling

“You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.” — Paul “Bear” Bryant

“When asked what he would do if he only had six months to live: Type faster.” — Isaac Asimov

 

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“Truth sounds like hate to those who hate truth.” — Unknown

“We always admire the other person more after we’ve tried to do his job.” — William Faulkner

“One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life.” — Kahlil Gibran

“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem… but they don’t really know me.” — Garry Shandling

 

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“To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.” — Eric Hoffer

“I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.” — Lech Walesa

“When the tongue is silent, the heart has a hundred tongues.” — Rumi

“I had one guy at a gas station in New York say to me, ‘Hey, you look like that Hugh Grant… no offense.’” — Hugh Grant

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170323

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“If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.” — Oriental Proverb

“In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.” — Billy Joel

“On the pinnacle of success man does not stand firm long.” — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.” — Lenny Bruce

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170322

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“Wisdom comes with winters.” — Oscar Wilde

“Doing more things faster is no substitute for doing the right things.” — Stephen Covey

“Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.” — Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

“Whoever put the letter ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back.” — Unknown

 

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“It is a true saying that ‘One falsehood leads easily to another.'” — Cicero

“Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.” — William Phillips

“The road to mastery is not a consistent incline, but rather a path with peaks and valleys.” — Sarah Ansboury

“I’m not very domestic… for years my children thought mold was a frosting.” — Martha Bolton

 

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