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STATUS QUOtes — 20170602

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“The villain plays the victim so well.” – from the song Gravity Lies by RED

“Sometimes you just have to work around the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey. [ed]” – Babs Hoffman

There is no knowledge, no light, no wisdom that you are in possession of, but what you have received it from some source.” – Brigham Young

“I know canned music makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more, but how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?” – Victor Borge

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170601

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“I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.” — Alexandre Dumas

“Just because it’s only ‘stuff’ doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate it while I have it.” — Starline X. Hodge

“There’s always something to suggest that you’ll never be who you wanted to be. Your choice is to take it or keep on moving.” — Phylicia Rashad

“He never failed to seek a peaceful solution of a problem when all other possibilities had failed.” — Cecil Roth

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170531

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“The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.” — Lady Bird Johnson

“If you do anything for 40 years, you can do it comfortably. And it will always be good. But unless you’re willing to risk it being bad, it can never be great.” — Arlo Guthrie

“Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.” — W. Edwards Deming

“Whether the glass is half-full or half empty, depends on whether you are drinking or pouring.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170530

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“The path of least resistance may only yield the least valuable rewards.” — Unknown

“Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.” — Gustave Flaubert

“To extraordinary circumstance we must apply extraordinary remedies.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.” — Ernest Hemingway

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170529

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“We celebrate success, but I think we should also just celebrate giving it a go.” — Phil Keoghan

“Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.” — Arnold Bennett

“One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn’t do you any good” — Abe Lemmons

“When money speaks, the truth remains silent.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170528

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“When the wine goes in, strange things come out.” — Friedrich Schiller

“I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.” — Arthur Conan Doyle

“Don’t waste time learning the tricks of the trade. Instead, learn the trade.” — James Charlton

“My mother could make anybody feel guilty – she used to get letters of apology from people she didn’t even know.” — Joan Rivers

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170527

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“Don’t try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.” — Arthur Freed

“Love is when you don’t have to be with another person to touch their heart!” — Torquato Tasso

“Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.” — George Bernard Shaw

“I started wearing glasses, and people started saying I looked smart and I’m like, huh?… I didn’t go to Harvard; I went to Lens Crafters.” — Kyle Grooms

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170515

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“Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it!” — Unknown

“People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money.” — Mary Pettibone Poole

”If you want your life to be a magnificent story, then begin by realizing that you are the author.” — Houlahan

“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.” — Woody Allen

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170514

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“If I don’t have red, I use blue.” — Picasso

“An order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

“There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.” — Salvador Dalí

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” — Peter De Vries

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170513

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“Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.” — German Proverb

“If you’ve been playing poker for half an hour and you still don’t know who the patsy is, you’re the patsy.” — Warren Buffett

“Every plant teaches us. When the blossom dies, the fruit appears in it.” — Vikrant Parsai

“When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.” — Kovac’s Conundrum

 

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