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STATUS QUOtes — 20170622

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“What we share with another ceases to be our own.” — Edgar Quinet

“In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.” — Bertrand Russell

“Nature uses as little as possible of anything.” — Johannes Kepler

“There’s no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn’t get any worse.” — Quentin Crisp

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170621

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“The frog in the well knows nothing of the mighty ocean.” — Japanese Proverb

“Can’t you give me brains?” asked the Scarecrow. “You do not need them. You are learning something every day. A baby has brains, but it does not know much. Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth the more experience you are sure to get.” — L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

“Go to your bosom; Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.” — William Shakespeare

“There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won’t, and that’s a spouse who can’t cook and will [ed].” — Robert Frost

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170620

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“Interpretation is the revenge of the intellectual upon art.” — Susan Sontag

“Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.” — Winston Churchill

“I never change, I simply become more myself.” — Joyce Carol Oates

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible.” — Joe Moore

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170619

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“When the shoe fits, the foot is forgotten.” — Osho

“Difficulties come when you don’t pay attention to life’s whisper. Life always whispers to you first, but if you ignore the whisper, sooner or later you’ll get a scream.” — Oprah Winfrey

“Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.” — George W. Douglas

“The loudest boos come from the cheapest seats.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170618

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“The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.” — Woodrow Wilson

“For all your days be prepared, and meet them ever alike. When you are the anvil, bear — when you are the hammer, strike.” — Edwin Markham

“Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.” — Edward R. Murrow

“You always think another time would have been ideal for you; the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.” — Woody Allen

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170617

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“Expectations are good to have, but leave room for ‘work in progress'” — Unknown

“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” — Oscar Wilde

“The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.” — Samuel Johnson

“People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.” — David H. Comins

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170606

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“Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.” — Henry Miller

“We thrive not when we’ve done it all, but when we still have more to do.” — Sarah Lewis

“This is what I like about photographs. They’re proof, that even if just for a heartbeat, everything was perfect.” — Jodi Picoult

“In Los Angeles, by the time you’re 35, you’re older than most of the buildings.” — Nora Ephron

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170605

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“No man is useless while he has a friend.” — Robert Louis Stevenson

“In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.” — Mark Twain

“Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you don’t set any condition.” — Arthur Rubinstein

“The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.” — E. W. Dijkstra

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170604

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“Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.” — Chinese Proverb

“There were no violins or warning bells… no sense that my little life was about to change. But we never know, do we? Life turns on a dime.” — Stephen King

“We must always tell what we see. Above all, and this is more difficult, we must always see what we see.” — Charles Peguy

“The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses.” — John Green

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170603

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“Some promises are better left unsaid.” — Ashlee Simpson

“The human brain has 100 billion neurons, each neuron connected to 10,000 other neurons. Sitting on your shoulders is the most complicated object in the known Universe.” — Michio Kaku

“The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.” — Franklin Jones

“If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.” — Frank Lloyd Wright

 

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