“What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family.” — Mother Teresa
“If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.” — Will Rogers
“Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.” — Shirley MacLaine
“Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child’s room late at night hates Legos®.” — Tony Kornheiser