“The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.” — Ben Stein
“Don’t expect them to play their part if you are still conducting auditons for the role.” — Unknown
“The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato – the best part under ground.” — Thomas Overbury
“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash