Phyllis Diller

STATUS QUOtes — 20220925

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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“Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.” — Jonathan Swift

The poet Mallarmé listened to the painter Degas complaining about his inability to write poems even though he was full of ideas – “My dear Degas,” Mallarmé responded, “poems are not made out of ideas. They’re made out of words.” — Stéphane Mallarmé

“Know your limit and circle of influence; you are not called to meet the needs of everyone.” — Bernard Kelvin Clive

“In many states you can get a driver’s license when you’re sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old, but now seems insane.” — Phyllis Diller

 

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— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20210204

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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“Sunset is the opening music of the night.” — Mehmet Murat Ildan

“If we want to make meaning, we need to make art. Cook, write, draw, doodle, paint, scrapbook, take pictures, collage, knit, rebuild an engine, sculpt, dance, decorate, act, sing – it doesn’t matter. As long as we’re creating, we’re cultivating meaning.” — Brené Brown

“We know when we have had enough of a friend, and we know when a friend has had enough of us. The first truth is no more palatable than the second.” — Agnes Repplier

“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.” — Phyllis Diller

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20200807

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

 

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“The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.” — Mignon McLaughlin

“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.” — Anatole France

“My point is, there are a lot of people in the world. No one ever sees everything the same way you do; it just doesn’t happen. So when you find one person who gets a couple of things, especially if they’re important ones… you might as well hold on to them.” — Sarah Dessen

“I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along – but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.” — Phyllis Diller

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20190921

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“Every person is a world to explore.” — Thich Nhat Hanh

“I love the silent hour of night, for blissful dreams may then arise, revealing to my charmed sight what may not bless my waking eyes.” — Anne Bronte

“Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood.” — Freeman Teague, Jr.

“No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready.” — Phyllis Diller

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181015

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“One must look for one thing only, to find many.” — Cesare Pavese

“You contain a trillion copies of a large, textual document written in a highly accurate, digital code, each copy as voluminous as a substantial book. I’m talking, of course, of the DNA in your cells.” — Richard Dawkins

“Don’t waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come.” — Mario Quintana

“There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghost town [ed].” — Phyllis Diller

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20181010

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“Repetition is the reality and the seriousness of life.” — Søren Kierkegaard

“Manners are of more importance than laws. The law can touch us here and there, now and then. Manners are what vex or soothe, corrupt or purify, exalt or debase, barbarize or refine us, by a constant, steady, uniform, insensible operation like that of the air we breathe in.” — Edmund Burke

“I play the game for the game’s own sake.” — Arthur Conan Doyle

“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.” — Phyllis Diller

 

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180303

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“If you think communication is all talking, you haven’t been listening.” — Ashleigh Brilliant

“We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.” — Richard Feynman

“Though it’s important that people know you, It is more important if they think you are worth knowing.” — Unknown

“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out.” — Phyllis Diller

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170723

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“God does not need your good works, but your neighbor does.” — Martin Luther

“‘Men have forgotten this truth.’ said the fox. ‘But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.’” — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“I don’t care what you’re thinking as long as it is about me.” — Kurt Cobain

“Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.” — Phyllis Diller

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170701

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“Great thoughts, like great deeds, need no trumpet.” — Philip James Bailey

“The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.” — Marcel Proust

“In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority.” — Ellen Glasgow

“My photographs don’t do me justice… they just look like me.” — Phyllis Diller

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20160828

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“What makes us human is an ability to ask questions.” — Jane Goodall

“A scientist is a mimosa when he himself has made a mistake, and a roaring lion when he discovers a mistake of others.” — Albert Einstein

“Toil and pleasure, in their natures opposite, are yet linked together in a kind of necessary connection.” — Livy

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” — Phyllis Diller

 

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