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STATUS QUOtes — 20181222

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

“When a man is stung, he doesn’t destroy all beehives.” — African Proverb

“One changes from day to day, and… after a few years have passed one has completely altered.” — George Sand

“Every gift which is given, even though it be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.” — Pindar

“I have a friend who is a juggler. If I’m at his house, I don’t like to take food from him if it’s in threes.” — Mitch Hedberg

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20181128

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“A different world cannot be built by indifferent people.” — Peter Marshall

“Heaven and Hell suppose two distinct species of men, the Good and the Bad. But the greatest part of mankind float betwixt vice and virtue.” — David Hume

“For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice — no paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service.” — John Burroughs

“If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie; ‘Come on long prosperous life!’” — Mitch Hedberg

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180626

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“What you can’t get out of… Get into wholeheartedly.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.” – Orison Swett Marden

“One sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak.” –G. K. Chesterton

“People tell me how hard it is to stop smoking; I think it’s about as hard as it is to start flossing.” – Mitch Hedberg

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180525

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“Memory only slumbers — never dies.” — Thomas Paine

“How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.” — G. K. Chesterton

“All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.” — Winston Churchill

“I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.” — Mitch Hedberg

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20171115

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“An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.” — Robert A. Humphrey

“Be aware that most secrets come with a price tag that you may not be aware of, however, at some point you will have to pay…weigh your choice carefully.” — Unknown

“Hold a book in your hand and you’re a pilgrim at the gates of a new city.” — Anne Michaels

“I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances; seems easy… you just say what the thing does and add ‘er.'” — Mitch Hedberg

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170222

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“Language is the dress of thought.” — Samuel Johnson

“The secret to having it all is not having to have it all.” — Beth Becker

“It is difficult to say what is impossible for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.” — Robert Goddard

“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up; so which one’s the real hero?” — Mitch Hedberg

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150818

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“Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?” — Robert Browning

“Luck never gives, it only lends.” — Chinese Proverb

“You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.” — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.” — Mitch Hedberg

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20150808

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“Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.” — Unknown

“The arrow belongs not to the archer when it has once left the bow; the word no longer belongs to the speaker when it has once passed his lips.[ed]” — Heinrich Heine

“Life wasn’t what you made it. You were what life made you.” — Sara Zarr

“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” — Mitch Hedberg

 

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