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STATUS QUOtes — 20150918
“One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark.” — Chinese Proverb
“Bitterness is like cancer. It eats…” — Maya Angelou
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.” — Andy Rooney
“Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values – and witnesses.” — Franklin Jones
STATUS QUOtes — 20150917
“All of it, the differences and the maverick uprisings, are part of the richness of life. If you are too much like myself, what shall I learn of you, or you of me?” — Mary Oliver
“Words are free. It’s how you use them that may cost you.” — Unknown
“A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.” — George S. Patton
“Fame is the echo of actions [ed].” — Thomas Fuller
STATUS QUOtes — 20150916
“It is easier to enjoy the view if you spend some time living near the edge. [ed]” — Vicky Corrington
“Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot. Make it hot by striking.” — William Butler Yeats
“Adversity introduces a man to himself.” — Albert Einstein
“When your soul is feeling ugly and your mind is all a cluster, maybe you need a faith lift!” — Unknown
STATUS QUOtes — 20150915
“None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Keep in mind, just because you don’t know the answer doesn’t mean that one does not exist.” — Joel Osteen
“A person is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.[ed]” — John Barrymore
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” — Douglas Adams
STATUS QUOtes — 20150914
“What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family.” — Mother Teresa
“If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.” — Will Rogers
“Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.” — Shirley MacLaine
“Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child’s room late at night hates Legos®.” — Tony Kornheiser
STATUS QUOtes — 20150909
“We are not all born at once, but by bits. The body first, and the spirit later…we ourselves suffer the longer pains of our spiritual growth.” — Mary Austin
“The most important person is the one you are with in this moment.” — Leo Tolstoy
“The price of discipline is always less than the pain of regret.” — Nido Qubein
“When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.” — Flugg’s Law
STATUS QUOtes — 20150908
“The best vision is insight.” — Malcolm Forbes
“The truth may be stretched thin, but it never breaks, and it always surfaces above lies, as oil floats on water.” — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote
“We should not judge people by their peak of excellence; but by the distance they have traveled from the point where they started.” — Henry Ward Beecher
“Consider the postage stamp: It’s usefulness consists in the fact that it sticks to one thing until it gets there.” — Josh Billings
STATUS QUOtes — 20150907
“When nothing is sure, everything is possible.” — Margaret Drabble
“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” — Terry Pratchett
“We are only as blind as we want to be.” — Maya Angelou
“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.” — Doug Larson
STATUS QUOtes — 20150906
“Remember to celebrate milestones as you prepare for the road ahead.” — Nelson Mandela
“Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.” — Ralph Marston
“To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.” — Chinese Proverb
“A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.” — H.L. Mencken