“Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.” — Edward R. Murrow
“Those who leave never come back; even if they return.” — Unknown
“A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.” — Barbara Christine Seifert
“If I could believe in myself, why not give other improbabilities the benefit of the doubt?” — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice
“Be with those who help your being.” — Rumi
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.” — W.J. Vogel
“I don’t need easy. I just need possible.” — Bethany Hamilton
“Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“A full cup must be carried steadily.” — English Proverb
“I’m not the strongest. I’m not the fastest. But I’m really good at suffering.” — Amelia Boone, sometimes referred to as the Michael Jordan of obstacle course racing (OCR)
“When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.” — Samuel Goldwyn
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” — Jim Carey
“Design is thinking made visual.” — Saul Bass
“It must be of the spirit if we are to save the flesh.” — Douglas MacArthur
“We look up at the stars, and see such different things.” — Unknown
“If you understand it, it’s obsolete.” — Bitton’s Postulate on State-of-the-Art Electronics
“O, wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind?” — Percy Bysshe Shelley
“If you understand everything, you must be misinformed.” — Japanese Proverb
“Be the same person you are in the dark that you are in the light.” — Thomas S. Monson
“Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known involved one actor, unassisted.” — Wilson Mizner
“The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.” — John F. Kennedy
“I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.” — J.R.R. Tolkien, Return of the King
“I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better.” — Unknown
“At my house we pray AFTER we eat.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“We turn not older with years, but newer every day.” — Emily Dickinson
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” — Bob Marley
“There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction; the moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.” — J. K. Rowling
“Square meals often make round people.” — E. Joseph Cossman
Photography – Comedy Wildlife Awards
Did you know there was a wildlife comedy award for photographers? I’ve heard of a number of National Geographic photography contests and awards, but wildlife comedy?
Well, here are some of the submissions:
THE WINNER – This little “fella” has a full mouth with pouches stuffed nearly to capacity. Perhaps they ordered out for dinner and s/he is running home with the delivery
These two aren’t monkeying around. They are obviously getting ready for Dancing with the Stars!
I guess you’d be laughing too if people stopped to take pictures of you just chillin’!
You can see more of the top submissions at the link below.
“You want a friend in Washington?… get a dog.” — Harry Truman
“If you have little to offer, be very humble in your demands.” — qMatty Dread
“Thanks to technology, we can instantly communicate across the world, but it still doesn’t help us know what to say.” — Jonathan Sacks
“If I wasn’t Bob Dylan, I’d probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.” — Bob Dylan
“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” — Carl Sagan
“It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.” — Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
“Forget relationship. Make it a partnership and build and empire.” — Anand Sharma
“Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.” — C.S. Lewis