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STATUS QUOtes — 20231115

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.” — Hindu Proverb

“I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I’d known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.” — Bette Midler

“People almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof but on the basis of what they find attractive.” — Blaise Pascal

“There is no higher achievement for a southern woman than the ability to eat barbecue and walk away stain free.” — Julie Murphy

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231113

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“That hardly ever happens is another way of saying ‘it happens.'” — Douglas Crockford

“Don’t argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.” — Winston Churchill

“It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new.” — Karl Kraus

“In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will not have anybody’s torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.” — Philip Dormer Stanhope

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231111

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.” — ​Kurt Lewin

“Like a clock of life on which the seconds race, the page number hangs over the characters in a novel. Where is the reader who has not once lifted to it a fleeting, fearful glance?” — ​Walter Benjamin

“From the very beginning of the world, the other species were a lifeboat for the people. Now, we must be theirs.” — ​Robin Wall Kimmerer

“A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.” — ​Demetri Martin

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231109

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Kicking the proverbial can down the road only increases the size of the can.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough

“The man who is denied the opportunity of making decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to make.” — Northcote Parkinson

“But how could you live and have no story to tell?” — Fyodor Dostoevsky

“Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, Up Over?” — Steven Wright

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231107

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The sure sign of an amateur is he has a million plans and they all start tomorrow.” — Steven Pressfield

“Don’t you find it odd, that when you’re a kid, everyone, all the world, encourages you to follow your dreams. But when you’re older, somehow they act offended if you even try.” — Ethan Hawke

“There are questions that you don’t ask because you’re afraid of the answers to them.” — Agatha Christie

“I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.” — Adlai E. Stevenson II, American politician

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231105

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Information cannot serve as an effective substitute for thinking.” — Bernard Baruch

“You must be careful how you walk, and where you go, for there are those following you who will set their feet where yours are set.” — Robert E. Lee

“The family is like the forest: if you are outside it is dense; if you are inside you see that each tree has its own position.” — Yaa Gyasi

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231103

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“When your happiness is someone else’s happiness, that is love.” — Lana Del Rey

“Like ancient scribes, we are once again scrolling down texts and sitting hunched over tablets. How to make sense of this combination of old and new?” — Martin Puchner

“Pretending is one of our greatest pleasures. But you have to know you’re pretending.” — Marty Rubin

“I try to learn one new thing a week to balance the one thing I forget a week, but lately I forget three things a week.” — Joseph Gies

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231101

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Answers are closed rooms; and questions are open doors that invite us in.” — Nancy Willard

“I thought my fire was out, and stirred the ashes…I burnt my fingers.” — Antonio Machado

“My first big break came when I was five years old. It’s taken me more than seventy years to realise that. You see, at five I first learnt to read. It’s that simple and it’s that profound.” — Sean Connery

“For everyday life, genius is as useful as a giant telescope in the theater.” — Arthur Schopenhauer

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231030

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“He who would leap high must take a long run.” — Danish Proverb

“The Strategic Question: If You’re Saying Yes to This, What Are You Saying No To?” — Michael Bungay Stanier

“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good morning’ at total strangers.” — Maya Angelou

“Though the hippopotamus has no sting, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee.” — George Peppard

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20231028

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Oh how sweet it is to hear one’s own convictions from another’s lips.” — ​Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You build a tower then you also build the chance it will fall. To think of life as foolproof is a fallacy of fools, he thought. Things happen, he believed, and there’s nothing you can do to keep them from occurring.” — Marianne Wiggins

“It’s not how long it glows. It’s not how long the light lasts. It’s what it says while it’s still visible.” — ​Sahil Bloom

“You can say this for ready-mixes – the next generation isn’t going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.” — ​Earl Wilson

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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