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STATUS QUOtes — 20240328

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“In great attempts, it is even glorious to fail.” — Vincent T. Lombardi

“Be aware of wonder. Live a balanced life – learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.” — Robert Fulghum

“We can only do what is possible for us to do. But still it is good to know what the impossible is.” — Maria Irene Fornes

“People don’t know how much they have to be thankful for, until they have to pay taxes on it.” — Ann Landers

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20221029

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“We’re all stuck here for a while, so let’s try to work it out.” — Jonathan Haidt

“The biggest lie ever is that practice makes perfect. Not true—practice makes you better.” — Barbara Oakley

“By adventuring about, you become accustomed to the unexpected. The unexpected then becomes what it really is… the inevitable.” — Amelia Earhart

“One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs… but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.” — Charles P. Issawi

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20201216

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 
“The Superior Man is aware of righteousness, the inferior man is aware of advantage.” — Confucius

“You have to be eligible for luck to strike, and I think that’s a matter of education and preparation, and character and all the other solid attributes that sometimes people laugh at.” — James A. Michener

“Everyone is attempting to buy what no one can sell.” — Joshua Fields Millburn

“The question of commonsense is always ‘what is it good for?’ – a question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage.” — James Russell Lowell

 

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I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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Q.U.O.T.E. [Quotes Up On The Edge] – 20200902

Jeff


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Today’s Q.U.O.T.E. – 20200902

 

“Solomon made a great mistake when he asked for wisdom.” — Anton Chekhov

“I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied: ‘The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies; that’s fair.’ In these words he epitomized the history of the human race.” — Bertrand Russell

“Some of us learn from other people’s mistakes and the rest of us have to be other people.” — Zig Ziglar

“Pharma industry is the art of making billions from milligrams.” — Gerhard Kocher

 

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What’s the difference between STATUS QUOtes and Q.U.O.T.E. (Quotes Up On The Edge)

If you happen to follow STATUS QUOtes on a regular basis, you might have noticed that controversial topics are largely avoided.

As a quotation enthusiast, I felt there was a need for a space with quotes that would resonate with readers and which, by the nature of the quote or the person quoted, might cut a bit closer to the bone than those on the STATUS QUOte pages.

That’s where Q.U.O.T.E. – Quotes Up On The Edge comes in. These pages, unlike STATUS QUOtes, will not be published on a daily or regular basis. When there has been an ample number of witticisms, timely remarks, irreverent humor, etc. to gather an interesting compilation, they will appear on JBRish.com

If this is your “cup of tea,” check back often! Please do not comment about the topics and/or opinions; they are not necessarily those of JBRish. If you have something to say that would enlighten viewers regarding the meaning of the quotation or quip, then please feel free to chime in.


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STATUS QUOtes — 20240324

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Big egos have little ears.” — Robert Schuller

“All we truly end up being in this life is the stories we can tell. I intend to make them good ones!” — Brianna Media

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly ‘likely to look out.'” — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.” — Moss Hart

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20240326

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments.” — Neil Strauss

“I have been lonely in my life but never when drinking strong coffee, wearing my fleecy slippers, and standing in my own kitchen.” — Amy Bloom

“There is always a risk when you commit to authentically being who you are. You will be judged, and some people may not like you. As scary as that may seem, don’t allow yourself to become complacent in an effort to be liked by everyone else. You will be judged anyway, so why not be judged based on who you truly are?” — Cyndie Spiegel

“After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.” — Bette Midler

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20240322

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Everything unknown seems magnificent.” — Tacitus

“One repays a teacher badly if one always remains nothing but a pupil.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

“Life is like a masterpiece of art, very beautiful, but as you look closer you notice the small errors, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying it.” — Amadeus Ramirez

“A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.” — Herbert Eugene Caen

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20240320

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.” — Jonas Salk

“Everyone wants to understand painting. Why don’t they try to understand the singing of birds? People love the night, a flower, everything that surrounds them without trying to understand them. But painting – that they must understand.” — Pablo Picasso

“As I recall, my life as a child was so all-consuming that I barely had time to consider the future.” — David Johansen

“Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That’s about all there is. They are quick to forgive trespasses and assume strangers will be kind.” — Jonathan Carroll

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20240318

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Life must not be spent always hoping, always waiting. Life is for living.” — Michael Morpurgo

 


“Man dwells apart, though not alone,
He walks among his peers unread;
The best of thoughts which he hath known
For lack of listeners are not said.”
— Jean Ingelow —

 
“You can’t think your way into acting better but you can act your way into thinking better.” — Russell Brand

“A genius is a person who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.” — Dino Levi

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20240315

Jeff

“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes.
Platitudes are there because they are true.”
— Margaret Thatcher —

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“The fox loves to hide. But when his prey hides, he calls it cowardice.” — Marty Rubin

“Ignore complaints from people who habitually complain. If a problem is real, you’ll hear about it from people who don’t.” — Paul Graham

“Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.” — Doug Larson

 

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“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
— Marlene Dietrich —

 
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Thousands and thousands of quotes delivered since 2011!

 
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