Groucho Marx

STATUS QUOtes — 20190810

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Live simply that others might simply live.” — Elizabeth Ann Seton

“Not one of us knows what effect his life produces, and what he gives to others; that is hidden from us and must remain so, though we are often allowed to see some little fraction of it, so that we may not lose courage.” — Albert Schweitzer

“Memories are contrary things; if you quit chasing them and turn your back, they often return on their own.” — Stephen King (as Richard Bachman)

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'” — Groucho Marx

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20190123

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henny Youngman

“Power consists in one’s capacity to link his will with the purpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.” — Woodrow Wilson

“There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day.” — Alexander Woollcott

“My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.” — Groucho Marx

 

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New Golf Quotes, Quips, Etc. Added – 20180321

Jeff

Three new golf quotes (by Groucho Marx, Dave Barry and Lee Trevino) have been added to the JBRish Golf Quotes page. If you enjoy golf or even if you don’t, I think you will find them amusing and interesting.

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STATUS QUOtes — 20180312

Jeff

Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Teeth placed before the tongue give good advice.” — Italian Proverb

“I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn’t shut up!” — Ingrid Bergman

“There is a road from the eye to heart that does not go through the intellect.” — G. K. Chesterton

“Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops.” — Groucho Marx

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20180123

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.” — Oscar Wilde

“The heaviest debt is that of gratitude when ’tis not in our power to repay it.” — Benjamin Franklin

“There will no longer be so many pleasant things to look at if responsible people do not do something about the unpleasant ones.” — Madeline L’Engle

“I’m gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there’ll be no cover charge.” — Groucho Marx

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20170720

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Today’s STATUS QUOtes

 

“Long-term consistency trumps short-term intensity.” — Bruce Lee

“The only sin which we never forgive in each other is difference of opinion.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You’re wishin’ too much, baby. You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughtta be.” — Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

“Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you.” — Groucho Marx

 
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STATUS QUOtes — 20150207

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“It is good to love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is well done.” — Vincent van Gogh, Dutch artist

“If you must err, do so on the side of audacity.” — Sue Monk Kidd, The Invention of Wings

“Take nothing on its looks; take everything on evidence. There’s no better rule.” — Charles Dickens

“Extra blankets will be placed in all your rooms and there’ll be no additional cover charge.” — Groucho Marx