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STATUS QUOtes — 20160317

Jeff

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“My friends are my estate.” — Emily Dickinson

“Passion is what keeps you pushing on when the rewards of your effort are not that great or disappointing.” — Scott Robert Lim

“Just as a cautious businessman avoids tying up all his capital in one concern, so, perhaps, worldly wisdom will advise us not to look for the whole of our satisfaction from a single aspiration.” — Sigmund Freud

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” — Frank Zappa

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160322

Jeff

“Where you start is not as important as where you finish.” — Zig Ziglar

“Each time you avoid saying no to something you really don’t want, you give away your power.” — Amy Morin

“A person doesn’t have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.” — Dr. Elliot Reid

“Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.” — Laurence J. Peter

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160321

Jeff

An action committed in anger, is an action doomed to failure.” — Genghis Khan

“When nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“We may not be able to get certainty, but we can get probability, and half a loaf is better than no bread.” — Clive Staples Lewis

Sign on a restaurant tip jar: “If you fear change, leave it here.”

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160321

Jeff

“An action committed in anger, is an action doomed to failure.” — Genghis Khan

“When nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“We may not be able to get certainty, but we can get probability, and half a loaf is better than no bread.” — Clive Staples Lewis

Sign on a restaurant tip jar: “If you fear change, leave it here.”

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160320

Jeff

“Don’t be eye candy, be soul food.” — Unknown

“Trifles make perfection, but perfection is no trifle.” — Michelangelo

“Making one person smile can change the world; maybe not the whole world, but their world.” — Pravinee Hurbungs

“Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body.” — H.L. Mencken

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160319

Jeff

“Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.” — Plutarch

“If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values, they’re hobbies.” — Jon Stewart

“It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you.” — John Updike

“A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn’t started yet.” — George Burns

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160318

Jeff

“An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.” — Albert Camus

“Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes.” — Book of Proverbs

“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.” — William Arthur Ward

“Thinking here goes nothing could be the start of everything.” — Drew Wagner

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160317

Jeff

“My friends are my estate.” — Emily Dickinson

“Passion is what keeps you pushing on when the rewards of your effort are not that great or disappointing.” — Scott Robert Lim

“Just as a cautious businessman avoids tying up all his capital in one concern, so, perhaps, worldly wisdom will advise us not to look for the whole of our satisfaction from a single aspiration.” — Sigmund Freud

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” — Frank Zappa

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160316

Jeff

“Go to bed smarter than when you woke up.” — Charlie Munger

“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.” — Mary Oliver

“The world has enough for everyone’s need, but not enough for everyone’s greed.” — Mahatma Gandhi

“This is a free country. Folks have a right to send me letters, and I have a right not to read them.” — William Faulkner

 

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