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STATUS QUOtes — 20160622

Jeff

“Do not call the forest that shelters you a jungle.” — African Proverb

“Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.” — E. B. White

“The Edge… there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” — Hunter S. Thompson

“Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.” — G.K. Chesterton

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160621

Jeff

“A good home must be made, not bought.” — Joyce Maynard

“The marble not yet carved can hold the form of every thought the greatest artist has.” — Michelangelo

“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” — Patricia Briggs

“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.” — Lily Tomlin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160620

Jeff

“When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.” — Czech Proverb

“There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program – your tax-dollar will go further.” — Wernher von Braun

“It’s impossible to make the eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.” — Roald Dahl

“Discretion is not the better part of biography.” — Lytton Strachey

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160619

Jeff

“Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic.” — Norman Cousins

“The creation of the world did not take place once and for all time, but takes place every day.” — Samuel Beckett

“Writing is hard for every last one of us… Coal mining is harder.” — Cheryl Strayed

“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” — Mark Twain

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160618

Jeff

“When one is in love, a cliff becomes a meadow.” — African Proverb

“Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.” — William Frank Buckley, Jr.

“You don’t need to explain your dreams. They belong to you.” — Paulo Coelho

“I am not young enough to know everything.” — Oscar Wilde

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160617

Jeff

“The pen is the tongue of the mind.” — Horace

“The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.” — Frances Willard

“We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it.” — Abraham Lincoln

“The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.” — Man In The Street Law

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160616

Jeff

“A just cause is not ruined by a few mistakes.” — Fyodor Dostoevsky

“No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.” — Harold MacMillan

“Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.” — Dr. Laurence J. Peter

“The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.” — Tom Waits

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160615

Jeff

“So little of what could happen does happen.” — Salvador Dali

“The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.” — J. P. Morgan

“A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in color and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

“I had to live in the desert before I could understand the full value of grass in a green ditch.” — Ella Maillart

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160614

Jeff

“Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin.” — Barbara Kingsolver

“It is the bold man who every time does best, at home or abroad.” — Homer

“Sunsets are proof that endings can often be beautiful too.” — Beau Taplin

“Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.” — Edgar Watson Howe

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160613

Jeff

“If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.” — Benjamin Franklin

“Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions.” — Edward R. Murrow

“You have to fill your cup. You then give away the overflowing, but you keep a cupful for yourself.” — Wynonna Judd

“Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers Society of, The?” — Keith Waterhouse

 

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