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STATUS QUOtes — 20160930

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“Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.” — Confucius

“He who binds to himself a joy does the winged life destroy; But he who kisses the joy as it flies lives in eternity’s sun rise.” — William Blake

“A book is a heart that beats in the chest of another.” — Rebecca Solnit

“The New York Times is read by the people who run the country; the Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country; the National Enquirer is read by the people who think Elvis is alive and running the country.” — Robert J. Woodhead

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160929

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“An old belief is like an old shoe. We so value its comfort that we fail to notice the hole in it.” — Robert Brault

“In a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.” — Warren Buffett

“Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

“Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.” — Mark Twain

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160928

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“If I’d had some set idea of a finish line, don’t you think I would have crossed it years ago?” — Bill Gates

“In a world where stupidity dominates, looking good is more important than being right.” — André Spicer

“Every moment alters what came before. We reach across layers of time for the memories of our memories.” — James Gleick

“We must never confuse elegance with snobbery.” — Yves Saint Laurent 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160927

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“All progress occurs because people dare to be different.” — Harry Millner

“If you’re chasing your dream, you’re not running fast enough, run faster.” — Sean Combs

“Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you’re going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160926

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“You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.” — Amy Wilson-Carmichael

“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.” — Lu Xun

“The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful then a thousand heads bowing in prayer.” — Mahatma Gandhi

“The other day my wife asked me to take her someplace real expensive to eat, so I took her to the airport.” — Bill Kelley

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160925

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“Though thousands of miles apart, we are still able to share the beauty of the moon together.” — Su Dong Po

“People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.” — Oliver Goldsmith

“Whatever you want in life, other people are going to want too. Believe in yourself enough to accept the idea that you have an equal right to it.” — Diane Sawyer

“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” — Spike Milligan

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160924

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“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the Fall.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.” — Terry Pratchett

“It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.” — Publilius Syrus

“You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty.” — Jessica Mitford

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160923

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“Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank Him for not having given it wings.” — Ethiopian Proverb

“We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.” — H. G. Wells

“The thing you have to be prepared for is that other people don’t always dream your dream.” — Linda Ronstadt

“Eternity is the second ten minutes of aerobics.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160922

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“A heart filled with anger has no room for love.” — Joan Lunden

“Destroying a rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal.” — E. O. Wilson

“To have more, you must first be more.” — Goethe

“As through this world I’ve wandered I’ve seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.” — Woody Guthrie

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20160921

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“A good laugh is sunshine in a house.” — William Makepeace Thackeray

“Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.” — Zig Ziglar

“I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.” — Harun Yahya

“Language is the means of getting an idea from my brain into yours without surgery.” — Mark Amidon

 

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