“Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.” — Jim Rohn
“In between goals is a thing called life that has to be lived and enjoyed.” — Sid Caesar
“Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite.” — Charles Spurgeon
“He knows all the facts, and he’s against all the solutions.” — Robert Kennedy
“It is never too late to be wise.” — Daniel Defoe, Robinson Crusoe
“Your kids will forget what you bought them, but they won’t forget the magic. Your relatives will forget what you fed them, but they won’t forget the laughter. Focus on what really matters.” — Vironika Tugaleva
“A good goal is like a strenuous exercise-it makes you stretch.” — Mary Kay Ash
“Personally, I’m waiting for caller IQ.” — Sandra Bernhard
“Next to excellence is the appreciation of it.” — William Thackeray
“Men are only as loyal as their options.” — Bill Maher
“One way to open your eyes is to ask yourself, What if I had never seen this before? What if I knew I would never see it again?” — Rachel Carson
“Today it takes more brains and effort to make out the income tax form than it does to make the income.” — Alfred E. Neuman
“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet.” — Damon Runyon
“The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.” — Carl Jung
“It’s not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once in a lifetime.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Life is half spent before one knows what life is.” — French Proverb
“If you want to catch something, running after it isn’t always the best way.” — Lois McMaster Bujold
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” — Anton Chekhov
“I am a deeply superficial person.” — Andy Warhol
“Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.” — Plutarch
“I would like my life to be a statement of love and compassion-and where it isn’t, that’s where my work lies.” — Ram Dass
“For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, ‘It might have been’.” — John Greenleaf Whittier
“I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life.” — Georgia Cates, Shallow
“Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower.” — Unknown
“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” — George Bernard Shaw
“All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.” — Andre Breton
“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” — Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
“Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece.” — Dale West
“When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him.” — Euripides
“Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention.” — Jim Rohn
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.” — Voltaire
“When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.” — Hindu Proverb
“I feel I can talk with more authority, especially when I say, ‘I don’t know.’” — Peter Ustinov
“A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind.” — Robert Oxton Bolt
“The one prediction that never comes true is, “You’ll thank me for telling you this.” — Judith Martin
“Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.” — Danish Proverb
“There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.” — Albert Schweitzer
“Those who serve arrogance as their main course will eat humble pie for dessert.” — Frank Sonnenberg
“If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.” — H.L. Mencken