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STATUS QUOtes — 20170211

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“You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” — Mario M Cuomo, Former Governor of NY

“A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn’t like the tune.” — Unknown

“Find fault when you must find fault in private, and if possible sometime after the offense, rather than at the time.” — Sydney Smith

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” — Ann Landers

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170210

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“When given a choice…take both!” — Dr. Peter Diamandis

“We cannot cure the world of sorrows, but we can choose to live in joy.” — Joseph Campbell

“Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered.” — Yasmin Mogahed

“For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.” — Alfred Hitchcock

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170209

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“Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.” — Chinese Proverb

“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.” — Voltaire

“Your energy introduces you before you even speak.” – Unknown

“Don’t worry if you’re making waves simply by being yourself. The moon does it all the time.” — Scott Stabile

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170208

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“You may delay, but time will not.” — Benjamin Franklin

“Put yourself on view. This brings your talents to light.” — Baltasar Gracian

“I don’t want just words. If that is all you have for me, you better go.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Never position a rock near a hard place.” — Rohan Candappa

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170207

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“A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.” — Charlotte Bronte

“The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.” — Daniel Webster

“Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.” — George Halas

“I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.” — Ashleigh Brilliant

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170206

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“Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.” — Leo Rosten

“The minute you’re satisfied with where you are, you aren’t there anymore.” — Tony Gwynn

“The hearts of all people dwell in the same wilderness. [ed]” — Frank Herbert

“If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring; if you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip; if you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist.” — Linda Sunshine

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170205

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“Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Debbie Reynolds

“Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.” — Henry Kissinger

“The thing about getting old is the number of things you think that you can’t say aloud because it would be too shocking.” — Doris Lessing

“I can resist everything, except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170204

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“I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed.” — Robert Frost

“Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. When nothing is certain, anything is possible.” — Mandy Hale

“In life you need either inspiration or desperation.” — Anthony Robbins

“Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.” — Tim Fargo

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170203

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“Revenge converts a little right into a great wrong.” — German Proverb

“There is a limit to how many steps you’ll be able to take today. Make sure they’re all in the right direction.” — Jeff Sheehan

“I have wanted you to see out of my eyes .” — Elizabeth Berg, The Pull of The Moon

“When it comes to charity, some people stop at nothing.” — Frank Sonnenberg

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170202

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“Honor the space between no longer and not yet.” — Nancy Levin

“I don’t care about spots on my apples / Leave me the birds and the bees / Please!” — Joni Mitchell

“Trouble is part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.” — Dinah Shore

“I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.” — ‘Yogi’ Berra

 

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