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STATUS QUOtes — 20170303

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“It’s amazing what can be achieved one brick at a time.” — Gina Milicia

“The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.” — Henry Ford

“Respect commands itself and it can neither be given nor withheld when it is due.” – Eldridge Cleaver

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” — Judith Viorst

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170302

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 “A person’s tongue can give you a taste of his heart.” — Ibn al-Qayyim

“Its our ability to doubt, our capacity to see beyond our answers and challenge what we know that has been behind every monumental change in history. Its wonder that changes the world. Be curious.” — Jason Latimer

“Your goals don’t care how you feel.” — Unknown

“The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.” — Winston Churchill

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170301

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“It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.” — Unknown

“A man seldom knows what he can do until he tries to undo what he did.” — Pablo Picasso

“It doesn’t make sense to hire smart people and tell them what to do; we hire smart people so they can tell us what do.” — Steve Jobs

“If a coach starts listening to the fans, he ends up sitting next to them.” — Johnny Kerr

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170228

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“The course of true love never did run smooth.” — William Shakespeare

“People are trying to be smart — all I am trying to do is not to be idiotic, but it’s harder than most people think.” — Charlie Munger, chairman of Berkshire Hathaway

“We can help the unable, but not the unwilling.” — Chaitanya Charan

“I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?” — Jean Cocteau

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170227

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“You had dreams before you had memories.” — John Koenig

“Real worth requires no interpreter; its everyday deeds form its blazonry.” — Nicolas Chamfort

“A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe.” — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

“We have the power to bore people long after we are dead.” — Sinclair Lewis, American novelist

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170226

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“Everyone is more or less mad on one point.” — Rudyard Kipling

“It is easier to produce ten volumes of philosophical writing than to put one principle into practice.” — Leo Tolstoy

“Work while they sleep. Learn while they party. Save while they spend. Live like they dream.” — Unknown

“Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.” — Archibald Alexander

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170225

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“Love and a cough cannot be hid.” — George Herbert

“You can’t lose what you never had, you cant keep what’s not yours, and you can’t hold on to something that doesn’t want to stay.” — Damon Suede, Bad Idea

“A trophy carries dust. Memories last forever.” — Mary Lou Retton

“Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.” — Fran Lebowitz

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170224

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“A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Anger is often what pain looks like when it shows itself in public.” — Krista Tippett

“I am a part of everything that I have read.” — Theodore Roosevelt

“Speed of sound is really funny…Our parents tell us something when we are 15 and we hear & understand it when we are 40.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170223

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“Prosperity tries the fortunate, adversity the great.” — Rose Kennedy

“Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked.” — Lord Chesterfield

“Hope of ill gain is the beginning of loss.” — Democritus

“And that ancient law went into effect which says that when you need towns they are very far apart.” — John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170222

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“Language is the dress of thought.” — Samuel Johnson

“The secret to having it all is not having to have it all.” — Beth Becker

“It is difficult to say what is impossible for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.” — Robert Goddard

“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up; so which one’s the real hero?” — Mitch Hedberg

 

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