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STATUS QUOtes — 20170324

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“To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.” — Eric Hoffer

“I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.” — Lech Walesa

“When the tongue is silent, the heart has a hundred tongues.” — Rumi

“I had one guy at a gas station in New York say to me, ‘Hey, you look like that Hugh Grant… no offense.’” — Hugh Grant

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170323

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“If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.” — Oriental Proverb

“In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.” — Billy Joel

“On the pinnacle of success man does not stand firm long.” — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.” — Lenny Bruce

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170322

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“Wisdom comes with winters.” — Oscar Wilde

“Doing more things faster is no substitute for doing the right things.” — Stephen Covey

“Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.” — Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

“Whoever put the letter ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170321

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“It is a true saying that ‘One falsehood leads easily to another.'” — Cicero

“Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.” — William Phillips

“The road to mastery is not a consistent incline, but rather a path with peaks and valleys.” — Sarah Ansboury

“I’m not very domestic… for years my children thought mold was a frosting.” — Martha Bolton

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170320

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“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.” — Doug Larson

“Always find time for things that make you feel happy to be alive.” — Unknown

“You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing. But when you get there you find it’s not that simple.” — Richard Adams, Watership Down

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” — George Carlin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170319

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“Without risk, there is rarely reward.” — Paul Allen

“If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm others.” — Lucy Larcom

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?'” — A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“I used to think the human brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.” — Emo Philips

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170318

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“It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.” — Mexican Proverb

“The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.” — Norman Schwarzkopf

“The finest kind of friendship is between people who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.” — Sylvia Bremer

“If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.” — Kurt Cobain

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170317

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“Time will explain.” — Jane Austen, Persuasion, 1817

“You don’t get many chances to pay back what’s been done for you. Take them.” — Woody Hayes

“Knowing what you don’t know is more useful than being brilliant.” — Charlie Munger

“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” — Demetri Martin

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170316

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“A middling mind always benefits from a lack of competition.” — Rick Bayan

“Individual commitment to a group effort: That is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work.” — Vince Lombardi

“A small town is a place where there’s no place to go where you shouldn’t.” — Burt Bacharach

“Writing a book is like telling a joke and having to wait 2 years to know whether or not it was funny.” — Alain de Botton

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170315

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“Press on. Obstacles are seldom the same size tomorrow as they are today.” — Robert H. Schuller

“The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.” — Sir John Lubbock

“All truths are not always true; they are only true within a context. Sun rises and sets only when you are on the earth.” — Prabakaran Thirumalai

“Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.” — Susan Healy

 

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