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“Vision: Looking further than you can see.” — Unknown

“Nowadays those are rewarded who make right appear wrong.” — Terence

“Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit and it is but common prudence to see our way out before we venture in.” — Aesop

“There are an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.” — Peter Drucker

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170401

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“Even the nicest people have their limits.” — Unknown

“In time of difficulties, we must not lose sight of our achievements.” — Mao Tse-Tung

“Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.” — Muhammed Ali

“The sun,’ said Mr. Bull, ‘never sets on English dominion. Do you understand how that is?’ ‘Oh, yes,’ said the Indian, ‘that is because God is afraid to trust them in the dark.” — Abraham Lincoln

 

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“A light heart lives long.” — Irish Proverb

“A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.” — Aristotle

“Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. ‘You forget,’ said the Devil, with a chuckle, ‘that I have been evolving too.’” — William Ralph Inge

“I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.” — Dana Carvey

 

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“Problems are opportunities in work clothes.” — Henry J. Kaiser

“Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears.” — Richard Wilkins

“If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.” — Abigail Van Buren

“They think they can make fuel from horse manure…. now, I don’t know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it’s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.” — Billie Holiday

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170329

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“Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.” — Edmund Burke

“One of the basic rules of the universe is that nothing is perfect. Perfection simply doesn’t exist… Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” — Stephen Hawking

“Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.” — Margaret Cho

“Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, For tea and coffee leave us much more serious.” — Lord Byron

 

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“Treat criticism like bubble gum. Chew on it a little, and then spit it out.” — Paul Chappell

“A good person’s intellect is piercing, yet inflicts no wound; their actions are deliberate, yet bold; their heart is warm, but never burns; their speech is eloquent, yet ever true. [ed]” — Māgha

“Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.” — Doug Larson

“We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids; it’s SPF 80: you squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.” — Lew Schneider

 

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“To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.” — Confucius

“If all the insects were to disappear from the earth, within 50 years all life on earth would end. If all human beings disappeared from the earth, within 50 years all forms of life would flourish.” — Jonas Salk

“Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance.” — Robert Brault

“I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days.” — Daniel Boone

 

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Family with Cat -A- Tude

As JBRish readers know, I am fond of collecting and sharing vanity license plates from the state of Arizona; my home state. While out-and-about one day, I came across the picture below.

It wasn’t the license plate that caught my eye, but the number of pets this family ostensibly has. This family has quite a menagerie which might not be that unusual. I was somewhat puzzled, however, in deciding how many cats they have. Do they have just one cat with many moods? Do they have two cats which each have various moods? Or, oh my gosh, could they have six cats?!

If it is the latter, I want to know their budget and logistics for buying kitty litter!

Leave your thoughts in the comment section.

How many cats in this family


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STATUS QUOtes — 20170326

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“It is easy to give an example, but it’s very difficult to become an example.” — Unknown

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t explain away afterwards.” — Rudyard Kipling

“You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.” — Paul “Bear” Bryant

“When asked what he would do if he only had six months to live: Type faster.” — Isaac Asimov

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170325

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“Truth sounds like hate to those who hate truth.” — Unknown

“We always admire the other person more after we’ve tried to do his job.” — William Faulkner

“One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life.” — Kahlil Gibran

“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem… but they don’t really know me.” — Garry Shandling

 

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