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STATUS QUOtes — 20170531

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“The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.” — Lady Bird Johnson

“If you do anything for 40 years, you can do it comfortably. And it will always be good. But unless you’re willing to risk it being bad, it can never be great.” — Arlo Guthrie

“Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.” — W. Edwards Deming

“Whether the glass is half-full or half empty, depends on whether you are drinking or pouring.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170530

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“The path of least resistance may only yield the least valuable rewards.” — Unknown

“Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.” — Gustave Flaubert

“To extraordinary circumstance we must apply extraordinary remedies.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.” — Ernest Hemingway

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170529

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“We celebrate success, but I think we should also just celebrate giving it a go.” — Phil Keoghan

“Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.” — Arnold Bennett

“One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn’t do you any good” — Abe Lemmons

“When money speaks, the truth remains silent.” — Unknown

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170528

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“When the wine goes in, strange things come out.” — Friedrich Schiller

“I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.” — Arthur Conan Doyle

“Don’t waste time learning the tricks of the trade. Instead, learn the trade.” — James Charlton

“My mother could make anybody feel guilty – she used to get letters of apology from people she didn’t even know.” — Joan Rivers

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170527

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“Don’t try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.” — Arthur Freed

“Love is when you don’t have to be with another person to touch their heart!” — Torquato Tasso

“Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.” — George Bernard Shaw

“I started wearing glasses, and people started saying I looked smart and I’m like, huh?… I didn’t go to Harvard; I went to Lens Crafters.” — Kyle Grooms

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170526

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“Words are alive; cut them and they bleed.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You always say ‘I’ll quit when I start to slide,’ and then one morning you wake up and realize you done slid.” — Sugar Ray Robinson

“The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man it is to know that and to wonder at it. “ — Jacques Yves Cousteau

“If you don’t think too good, don’t think too much.” — Ted Williams

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170515

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“Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it!” — Unknown

“People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money.” — Mary Pettibone Poole

”If you want your life to be a magnificent story, then begin by realizing that you are the author.” — Houlahan

“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.” — Woody Allen

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170514

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“If I don’t have red, I use blue.” — Picasso

“An order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

“There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.” — Salvador Dalí

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” — Peter De Vries

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170513

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“Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.” — German Proverb

“If you’ve been playing poker for half an hour and you still don’t know who the patsy is, you’re the patsy.” — Warren Buffett

“Every plant teaches us. When the blossom dies, the fruit appears in it.” — Vikrant Parsai

“When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.” — Kovac’s Conundrum

 

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STATUS QUOtes — 20170512

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“My goal is to build a life I don’t need a vacation from!” — Rob Hill Sr.

“I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile, who weeps when I weep, for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.” — Confucius

“I grew to understand that people don’t always build walls to keep others out. There are times it is done out of necessity to protect whatever is left within.” — Unknown

“I hate flowers – I paint them because they’re cheaper than models and they don’t move.” — Georgia O’Keeffe

 

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